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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Mehnat Se Aap SaB Kuch <Br/>Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Izzat , <Br/> <Br/>Shohrat , <Br/> <Br/>Daulat <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Haan ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aata <Br/>Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health: <Br/> <Br/>Alwys treat your toothBrush like a B0yfriend. <Br/>Dont let anyBody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Aik pathan Bath room gaya. <Br/> <Br/>JaB Bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K <Br/>Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun <Br/>Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Bola, <Br/> <Br/>"I.D Card K Golden NumBers Dikhao?" =P
H o n e s t y I s T h e B e s t
U n d o u B t l y <Br/>H o n e s t y <Br/>I s <Br/>T h e <Br/>B e s t <Br/>P o l i c y ... <Br/>W h e n <Br/>T h e r e <Br/>I s <Br/>M o n e y <Br/>I n <Br/>I t ... ;)
Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty <Br/>Hen <Br/> <Br/>Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou <Br/>Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi <Br/>Chupongi ;)
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle QaBristan Main Le Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha: <Br/> <Br/>2nd Boy: Oye kya hua? <Br/> <Br/>1st Boy: Aaj mere ABBu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai. <Br/> <Br/>2nd Boy: Tum Khush NaseeB Ho. <Br/> <Br/>"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Amazing Home Remedies
Amazing Home Remedies <Br/> <Br/>A Mousetrap placed on <Br/>top of Ur alarm clock wl <Br/>prevent U from rolling over <Br/>n going Back to sleep <Br/>after U hit the alarm off .. <Br/> <Br/>Have a Bad Tooth Ache ? <Br/>Smash Ur ThumB with a <Br/>Hammer n U wl 4get aBt <Br/>the Tooth Ache .. <Br/> <Br/>For High Blood Pressure <Br/>Sufferers: <Br/>Simply cut Urself n Bleed <Br/>for a few minutes, thus <Br/>reducing Pressure in <Br/>Veins .. <Br/> <Br/>If U ''ve Bad Cough ? <Br/>Take a large dose of <Br/>Jamal-Gota then U wl B <Br/>afraid to cough ... ;)
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Beta Baap Se: Agr <Br/>Cricket Mei Ksi Player <Br/>Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye <Br/>Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty <Br/>Hyn ??? <Br/> <Br/>Baap: Beta Usay <Br/>Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy, <Br/>Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey <Br/>Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Shaadi .. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: nahi, Mera <Br/>MatlaB Hy Kia Banogy ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Dulha .. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Oho .. I Mean <Br/>Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil <Br/>Kro Gy ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Dulhan .. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Uffo .. MatlaB <Br/>Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo <Br/>Tum n e Pehly KBhi <Br/>Nahi Kia > <Br/> <Br/>student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Interesting but True:
Interesting But True: <Br/> <Br/>Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai? <Br/>A. Jee haan! magar Bahir jany ka..!! <Br/> <Br/>Q. Insan apni Bewuqufi par kaB khush hota hai? <Br/>A. Shadi k din..!! <Br/> <Br/>Q. Kya zuBani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai? <Br/>A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!! <Br/> <Br/>Q. Talaq ki suB say Bari waja kya hai? <Br/>A. Shadi... =P ;->

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