B SMS Messages22988 messages

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai, <Br/> <Br/>Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai. <Br/> <Br/>Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan Bhi pohanch gaya hai. <Br/> <Br/>Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A woman can change your IDEA.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Always change <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Women <Br/>to change <Br/>IDEA(S) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WHAT AN IDEA
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife <Br/>not a Big star as he is? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Kia Aap K MoBile Ko QaBz Ki Shikayat Hai <Br/> <Br/>Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy <Br/> <Br/>2 TaBlet Easy Load K Khila Do QaBz Toot Jaye ga <Br/> <Br/>Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n <Br/>Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka Bhala ho jaye... <Br/> <Br/>"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye Boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..." <Br/> <Br/>0321*6307893 <Br/> <Br/>NumBer change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
Agar Pakistan MoBile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay: <Br/> <Br/>1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr. <Br/> <Br/>2.Ghar KB Ayega Tu? <Br/> <Br/>3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo <Br/> <Br/>4.Date Pr Hn <Br/> <Br/>5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
Shayer farmate hain ! <Br/>"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne <Br/> <Br/>Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
Be-izzati No 1 <Br/>1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha <Br/> <Br/>Cycle ka tyre Bhens k goBar k Beech me se guzra <Br/> <Br/>QareeB kuch larkiyan khari theen <Br/> <Br/>Unhon ne taliyan Bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U <Br/> <Br/>Larka ruka aur jwaB diya khali tali Bjane se kaam <Br/>Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>ABhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya. <Br/>Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya. <Br/> <Br/>Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena. <Br/>Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat <Br/>Shaka laka sumsum SMS. <Br/> <Br/>Ye African ZuBan main likha hai. <Br/>Iska Urdu Main matlaB hai. <Br/> <Br/>Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)