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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
Jangle men shair ki Bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia.. <Br/> <Br/>Shair ne saB jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie Bulaya.. <Br/> <Br/>SaB se peechy 1 chooha B araha tha <Br/>Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho? <Br/> <Br/>Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha.. <Br/> <Br/>Tera Bhai ka nam Bhi aya hai... =D ;->
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
1 Girl: <Br/>Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo <Br/>Smart <Br/>KhuBsurt <Br/>Decent <Br/>Shareef <Br/>Dashing <Br/>Naik <Br/>Ho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni <Br/> <Br/>"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey Beth kr Baten <Br/>kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango} <Br/>girta hy.. <Br/>pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira? <Br/>aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy <Br/>k saalo pak gya hon <Br/>mei tum logo ki Baten sun kr... ;->
1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U BolA, <Br/> <Br/>kya karu? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le, <Br/> <Br/>zindgi me agr duBara Bolde to mera nam Badal dena
nikal gai thaa kar k.
Sultan Rahi: <Br/>Oye, mere Boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mustafa Qureshi: <Br/>Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho
Boy to Girl: <Br/>"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho." <Br/> <Br/>Girl: <Br/>"Sach kya Main itni KhuBsurat hun?" <Br/> <Br/>Boy: <Br/>"Arey nahi !! <Br/>Main to Ye Btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zara jo door jaty ho, <Br/> <Br/>TaB ehsas hota hai <Br/> <Br/>k Baqi kuch nhi rehta <Br/> <Br/>Mere jevan k angan main <Br/> <Br/>Meri khushion k daman main <Br/> <Br/>Tere Bin kuch nhi rahta <Br/> <Br/>Udasi Chahee rahti hai <Br/> <Br/>Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain <Br/> <Br/>Din Sadion se lagte hain <Br/> <Br/>In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai <Br/> <Br/>Umeden marne lagti hain <Br/> <Br/>Tere hathon se mere hath <Br/> <Br/>Achank choot jate hain <Br/> <Br/>Mere Armaan Roty hain <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe awaz dete hain <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe wapas Bulate hain <Br/> <Br/>Suno Laot Aao na <Br/> <Br/>Suno Laot Aao Na <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
Back benchers association..
Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!! <Br/>Or in the end you wud Be... <Br/> <Br/>Like.. <Br/>Isac Newton Boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch.. <Br/> <Br/>AlBert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comB his hairs.. <Br/> <Br/>N aBove all, <Br/>Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding.. <Br/> <Br/>Hosh se GEO!! <Br/> <Br/>From: <Br/>Back Benchers association.. <Br/> <Br/>Yes!! <Br/>We talk with arguments.
Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .
MuBarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . . <Br/> <Br/>Mazay Kar Mazay. . . <Br/> <Br/>Khush Hai Han. . . <Br/> <Br/>Hoga He Yaar. . . <Br/> <Br/>Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
To Be Great <Br/>Is To Be Misunderstood ... <Br/>And <Br/>I m Always Misunderstood <Br/>Therefore <Br/>I m Great ... =P ;) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA
NEWS <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>MErE MoBiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy.. <Br/>12 sMs Moke pEr jAnBAhAk, <Br/>25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi, <Br/>50 sMs LA pAtA, <Br/>Or.. <Br/>8 sMs nE INBoX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko Bohat mar raha tha,aur us per Bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha. <Br/> <Br/>Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar Beta paida huwa hai, <Br/>fone sun kar us ne doosron ko Bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga <Br/> <Br/>"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"

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