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6 reasons to prefer GUNS
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN <Br/> <Br/>1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22 <Br/> <Br/>2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it <Br/> <Br/>3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions <Br/> <Br/>4.Guns function normal everyday <Br/> <Br/>5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it <Br/> <Br/>6.MOST IMP: <Br/>U can Buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
Sceince kehti hai
Sceince kehti hai paani Boil karne se <Br/>germs mar jatay hain. <Br/> <Br/>Science ko yeh to Btao k germs ki <Br/>Dead Bodies to paani <Br/>mai he rehti hain na;-)
"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Ae mere "ALLAH" <Br/> <Br/>"HumAyuN BaBar" k sarey GUNNAH, <Br/>Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn <Br/>Unhei''n muaff farma ! <Br/> <Br/>Uski mushkile''n duur farma ! <Br/>Aur <Br/>Meri dua QuBool farma"AAMEEN" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shukriya.. <Br/> <Br/>Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi <Br/>Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai "LIbas"
Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai <Br/>"LIBas" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
Pathan Larki Se
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You. <Br/> <Br/>Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum" <Br/> <Br/>I Love You. :-)
A Neighbor Loses His Job
"R e c e s s i o n" <Br/>Is When <Br/>A NeighBor Loses His JoB ... <Br/> <Br/>"D e p r e s s i o n" <Br/>Is When <Br/>You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
"SACH KA SAMNA"
WelCome to <Br/>"SACH KA SAMNA" <Br/> <Br/>jawaB sirf <Br/>HA <Br/>ya <Br/>NA <Br/>me dena he <Br/> <Br/>Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal.. <Br/> <Br/>Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans plz
What is love?
What is love? <Br/> <Br/>jaB teri girlfriend GAS chhode <Br/> <Br/>aur tujhe wo Bhi GulaB ki khushBu <Br/> <Br/>jaisi lage to samaj lena <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
Histry of Pakorey
Histry of Pakorey <Br/>Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls <Br/>Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo <Br/>Kac''che The To Baloach <Br/>Bola <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"PAKO REY" .. ;)
USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is CeleBrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. <Br/> <Br/>But Here Due To Over Respect, <Br/> <Br/>We CeleBrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
(Bechara Mard)
(Bechara Mard) <Br/>Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, <Br/>agar aurat se pit jaye to Buzdil, <Br/>aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun, <Br/>peeche chale to zan mured, <Br/>aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, <Br/>agar kuch na kahe to Beghairat, <Br/>agar ghar se Bahar rahe to awara, <Br/>ghar mein rahe to nakara, <Br/>Bachon ko dantay to jaBir, <Br/>na dantay to laperwah, <Br/>aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, <Br/>na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Haye Mard Bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Wife 2 HusBand: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p <Br/>

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