B SMS Messages22988 messages

2010. <Br/>1 class ka Bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. <Br/>Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? <Br/>Miss: So sweet! <Br/>Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi aBBu ko aap k ghar kaB Bhejun. <Br/>Miss: Wo kyon? <Br/>Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari Baat agay chalayen, <Br/>Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai! <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: <Br/>. <Br/>Tution parhne k liye..
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa . <Br/> <Br/>Teacher.Beta Batao Allama iqBal koN hain? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain <Br/>I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar <Br/>ke apna moBile numBr Day dy <Br/>to <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>aap <Br/>Iss ko kya <Br/>kahain gay <Br/> <Br/>Zahir he <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KHUWAB.. :-D
Pathanon ne eid k Baad 5 waqt namaz B saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai... <Br/>Nai timings ye hongi <Br/>Fajr- SuBa 8 Bje <Br/>Zohr- Sepeher 4 Bje <Br/>Asr- Sham 7 Bje <Br/>MaghriB- Raat 10 Bje(suraj gharooB hona shart nai) <Br/>Isha- Raat 1 Bje
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay, <Br/>4 din k Bad dono mar gaye,, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>wajah kya thi..?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k <Br/>khana kon mangway ga?
Journalist To Meera: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kya Ap <Br/>"HumAyuN" <Br/>Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae <Br/>Mera Khana KharaB Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
A Pathan called FM radio & said: <Br/> <Br/>"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it Belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e IqBal, Karachi. <Br/> <Br/>DJ: "so U want to give him Back his wallet? <Br/>Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
All nation was enjoying the match But missing one thing <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Guess what <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)
1 Pathan ki Beti ko kisi ne SMS kia <Br/>I LOVE YOU <Br/>Pathan ghuse ma Beti se kehta hy: <Br/>jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis Bhejo... ;->
1 Day God Tested Me <Br/>He Erased All My Memory n Asked <Br/>"Do U RememBer Any1 Now?" <Br/>I Told Ur Name <Br/>God Smiled n Said <Br/>"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History... <Br/>Played on 30th Sept,09 B/w PAK & AUS... <Br/>But The Looser Was ... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>INDIA! =P =D
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->