New scheme of school and college holidays
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<Br/>Eid holidays
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<Br/>Winter holidays
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<Br/>And neW season of holidays
<Br/>TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
ABBa ne Beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
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<Br/>Bap Beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
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<Br/>Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
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<Br/>Bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
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<Br/>Ji haan aapne Bilkul shi
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<Br/>Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy
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<Br/>"pApPu"
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<Br/>BomB Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
when we throw a Ball in the air why does it come down?
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<Br/>Bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the Ball:-DB-):-)
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
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<Br/>Main naha rha hon
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<Br/>Tum naha rhe ho
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<Br/>Wo naha rhi hy
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<Br/>Ham saB naha rhe hyn
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<Br/>STUDENT:sir, ye
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<Br/>BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a Boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
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<Br/>Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
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<Br/>Boy
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<Br/>DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
Find ur Japanese Name:
<Br/>Take each letter of ur name & suBstitute it with Japanese sound..
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<Br/>A=ka
<Br/>B=tu
<Br/>C=mi
<Br/>D=te
<Br/>E=ku
<Br/>F=lu
<Br/>G=ji
<Br/>H=ri
<Br/>I=ki
<Br/>J=zu
<Br/>K=me
<Br/>L=ta
<Br/>M=rin
<Br/>N=to
<Br/>O=mo
<Br/>P=no
<Br/>Q=ke
<Br/>R=shi
<Br/>S=ari
<Br/>T=chi
<Br/>U=do
<Br/>V=ru
<Br/>W=mei
<Br/>X=na
<Br/>Y=fu
<Br/>Z=zi
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<Br/>4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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<Br/>Sharm karo Begharato mulk de halat
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All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th NovemBer!
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<Br/>For details visit:
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<Br/>www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
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