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Mazaaq Mat Urrao
Tip Of The Day: <Br/> <Br/>Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
Pathan puBlic toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha <Br/> <Br/>"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai <Br/> <Br/>or Tm yaha Bethe ho? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm B ja rha hay" :-
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
DAILY DAWN: <Br/> <Br/>CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT. <Br/> <Br/>Q) Wat is da capital of France? <Br/> <Br/>ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France <Br/> <Br/>RESULT DAY: Students FAILED <Br/> <Br/>EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D <Br/> <Br/>CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
Itz the Month of Snow & Songs
Itz the Month of <Br/>Snow & Songs <Br/>Candles, Cakes n <Br/>CeleBrations <Br/>Itz DecemBer <Br/>Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month <Br/> <Br/>NOTE-Plz Ignore <Br/>if U r an STUDENT
"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ISRO..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NASA..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>RanBir Kapoor k Paas.. <Br/>Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect... <Br/> <Br/>Then wat aBt woman?? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Any guesses?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>She is BORN perfect.! <Br/>Hai na girls..??? :-P
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call
Kisi Unknown NumBer se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Receive Kar Lena, <Br/> <Br/>Ho Sakta Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.
You Are My Best Friend. <Br/>Wanna Proof? <Br/> <Br/>Shair Arz Kia Hai <Br/> <Br/>EK Main Aur EK Tu. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Baqi SaB Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
main allama ki aulad hon
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son. <Br/> <Br/>Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha? <Br/>Son: ABBu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar Bachay fail hain. <Br/> <Br/>Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai? <Br/>Son: ABBu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka Beta Bhi Fail ho gaya hai. <Br/> <Br/>Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai? <Br/>Son: ABBu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh Bhi fai ho gaya hai. <Br/> <Br/>Father: ABay Tu Bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide BomBer given By Police <Br/> <Br/>1) they Look healthy due to packings inside <Br/> <Br/>2)wearing new unwashed clothes <Br/> <Br/>3) new haircut n face shave <Br/> <Br/>4) they do not speak or engage in talk <Br/> <Br/>5) Recite something in their mouth <Br/> <Br/>Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond aBove <Br/> <Br/>Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
HusBand: tum aesi roti nahi Bana sakhti <Br/>jesi meri ammi pakati thi. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum Be <Br/>aisa aata goondo jesa <Br/>tumhare aBBu goonda karty thy ;-)
Are You KIDDING MAMA
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009 <Br/> <Br/>BaBy BaBy ... <Br/> <Br/>Yes Mama !! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Eating Sugar ... ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D

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