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Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah! <Br/> <Br/>Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain, <Br/>Ye BadBu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>To. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>To suB LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-) <Br/> <Br/>(Bolo Hote na)
,.+""-., ,.-""+, <Br/>#( -_-) (-_- )# <Br/>("<>") ("<>") <Br/>""-., ,.-"" <Br/> <Br/>RememBer <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
A man jumped into the sea n never came out. <Br/>2nd man also jumped in, <Br/> <Br/>he ws drowned too. <Br/>PanjaBi scientist wrote da conclusion: <Br/> <Br/>Human Beings r soluBle in water.!
Boy: <Br/>Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai... <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Aagay? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Lekin jB teri Behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha <Br/> <Br/>"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Warna Uska Baap Kahega.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
"Think" <Br/>Why u r so sweet? <Br/>Why u r so intelligent? <Br/>Why u r so innocent? <Br/>Why u r so lucky? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland <Br/>Yard ki nakami k Baad Banazir Bhutto <Br/>murder case aB Sony t.v ki CID team <Br/>ko de dia gaya hy, <Br/> <Br/>Umeed hy k <Br/>AB ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Arrange Marriage: <Br/> <Br/>5,00,000 Shadi Par. <Br/> <Br/>1,00,000 Haq Meher. <Br/>Aur <Br/>Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000 <Br/> <Br/>Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000 <Br/> <Br/>Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667 <Br/> <Br/>1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778 <Br/> <Br/>Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963 <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Ufff! TauBa TauBa. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Love Marriage: <Br/> <Br/>Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance. <Br/> <Br/>Invest at Your Own Risk.
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice. <Br/> <Br/>2. Believe in Yourself. <Br/> <Br/>3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taaB hy <Br/>Hum Khush-naseeB hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn <Br/> <Br/>Ye PAKISTAN nhi <Br/>CHAAND ka tukra hy <Br/> <Br/>Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy, <Br/>na Paani, na Gas, <Br/>na Aata, na Cheeni, <Br/>So plz no tension, <Br/>Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit. <Br/> <Br/>If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho, <Br/>Tohfa QaBool Karo" :-)