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Main uskay liye kitni muhaBBat se Prince Biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo haram zadi Boli ''pyar mohaBat se B oopar, <Br/>Peak Freans Sooper'' <Br/>Peak Freans sooper''
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu <Br/> <Br/>Heran-o-pareshan hein k aB IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, <Br/>Mat BURA kaho usko... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
Sardiyon ki aik khuBsurat raat thi. <Br/>HusBand & wife aik garam kamBle mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k Bad wife ne achanak kaha: <Br/>sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai. <Br/> <Br/>Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani Barh <Br/>kar Biwi ko day dia or Biwi ne ose pi lia. <Br/> <Br/>Moral: <Br/>Her husBand or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Pathan Apne Biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. <Br/> <Br/>Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop: <Br/>Miss, will u marry me when I grow up. <Br/> <Br/>Girl smiled & said: <Br/>Yes <Br/> <Br/>Child: <Br/>Can u give ur Future HusBand a free Chocolate! ;->
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya <Br/> <Br/>Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
Nice Quote: <Br/> <Br/>People says that you can''t live without love... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But I think.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>oxygen is more important... ;->
During Survey <Br/> <Br/>Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia? <Br/> <Br/>Man: <Br/>Haha <Br/>hahaHa <Br/>hahahaha <Br/>hahahahaha <Br/>hahahahahaha <Br/>hahahahahaha <Br/>hahahahahah <Br/>Hahahaha <Br/>hahaha <Br/>Haha <Br/>Ha <Br/> <Br/>Moral BY <Br/> <Br/>Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
Hello Janu! <Br/> <Br/>Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi ABBu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna <Br/> <Br/>Ok? <Br/> <Br/>Ready <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Dulha Mil Gaya <Br/>Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k <Br/>Her Khirki, <Br/>Her Deewar, <Br/>Her Meenar, <Br/>Her Cheez ko Dekha, <Br/> <Br/>Aur Kaha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Maa Qasam, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SaB Filmi Hai. :-)
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <Br/> <Br/>Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->