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Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Aur Wahan Dekha SaB Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha. <Br/> <Br/>AAL IZ WELL. <Br/> <Br/>AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K <Br/> <Br/>Jisko Dekho to KhuwaB <Br/> <Br/>Socho to Khayal <Br/> <Br/>Mehsoos Karo to KhushBu <Br/> <Br/>Aazmao to Sacha Dost <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
Teacher: Translate This PunjaBi Sentence Into English <Br/> <Br/>Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: <Br/>A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
Difference Between Friend & Wife <Br/> <Br/>You can Tell Your Friend <Br/>"You are my Best Friend" <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Do you have courage tell to your Wife <Br/>"You are my Best Wife?"
BaBa Ranchoddas on dosti- <Br/>"Dost ke piche mat Bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche BhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
We pronounce <Br/>21 as twenty one <Br/>31 as thirty one <Br/>41 as forty one <Br/>51 as fifty one <Br/>Y not 11 as onety one...? <Br/>A douBt By Back Bencher association =P ;->
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K NumBer: <Br/> <Br/>Lata Mangeshkar: <Br/>03339200068 <Br/> <Br/>Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya: <Br/>03215659217 <Br/> <Br/>ABida Parveen: <Br/>03218525363 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
HusBand to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se <Br/>Tang Aa Gaya Hon. <Br/> <Br/>Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den <Br/>Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
English sher By PAPPU: <Br/> <Br/>Always dream to raise higher, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN! <Br/>HoW r u..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KhuSh h0 gAe nA! <Br/> <Br/>AB ALLAH HafiZ! <Br/> <Br/>MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF BAnAnA hy... =P ;->
Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE B0hAt SoChNe pE MAjB00r kiA huA hy.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MujhE BAs Us kA jAwAB dE do.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SawAL yE hy k.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JAB <Br/> <Br/>MurGhi <Br/> <Br/>AndA <Br/> <Br/>FrEE <Br/> <Br/>Me <Br/> <Br/>DEti hy..?? <Br/> <Br/>To BAzAAr <Br/> <Br/>Me <Br/> <Br/>Rs.6 <Br/> <Br/>Ka <Br/> <Br/>Q <Br/> <Br/>BiktA <Br/> <Br/>Hy...? =P ;->
NAME: <Br/>Basheeran Maasi <Br/> <Br/>PASSI0N: <Br/>Jhaaro Pocha <Br/> <Br/>SPECIALIST: <Br/>Gattar or Pipe line kholna <Br/> <Br/>Date of Birth: <Br/>16/03/75 <Br/> <Br/>WEIGHT:164 Kgs <Br/>HEIGHT:3''5" <Br/> <Br/>COLOR:Dark Chocolate Blck <Br/> <Br/>BIRTH PLACE: <Br/>BhAiNs C0L0ny <Br/> <Br/>DREAM: <Br/>ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P <Br/> <Br/>Oy huy.. <Br/>MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->