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2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy. <Br/> <Br/>1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, <Br/> <Br/>2nd Udaas Kony Mai Betha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Mummy ne Dono Bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Mummy Dady and BaBy sitting Together, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Q? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Taa K <Br/>Mummy Dady Se, <Br/>Dady BaBy Se, <Br/>BaBy Mummy Se, <Br/>Dady Mummy Se, <Br/>BaBy Dady Se, <Br/> <Br/>ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Mummy Dady and BaBy sitting Together, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Q? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Taa K <Br/>Mummy Dady Se, <Br/>Dady BaBy Se, <Br/>BaBy Mummy Se, <Br/>Dady Mummy Se, <Br/>BaBy Dady Se, <Br/> <Br/>ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels: <Br/> <Br/>A Device Invented for Short Height Women, <Br/> <Br/>Who Were Fed Up By <Br/>Constantly Being Kissed <Br/>On the Forehead. :-)
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice. <Br/> <Br/>What should I do to help her to Get it Back? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
Impressive quote.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo <Br/>jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SHOAIB MALIK
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter. <Br/> <Br/>"Dori,I''m old n weak, <Br/>n I know that the time for me to leave is near. <Br/>I want u to inherit my farm, <Br/>includin the Barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock." <Br/> <Br/>"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma! <Br/>I didnt know u even HAD a farm. <Br/>where is it?" <Br/>grandma replied, <Br/>"You can find it on my FaceBook account. <Br/>Just click on Farmvil after login in <Br/>password: just4dori.. =P ;->
MAiN Aaj TuMhE BuhAt BArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN.. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>RAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa <Br/>AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA <Br/>aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaZZZzzzZ.. ;->
New Student Remix Of Amplifier: <Br/> <Br/>KaAliyan Bariyan we paper nu me laawa, <Br/>Speed me 220 di likhaan, <Br/>Teacher de saamne me nai rukda, <Br/>Em a night writer, <Br/>Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da, <Br/>Sarey Bchey takde we ki hogaya, <Br/>Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya, <Br/>Un nu me puchda, <Br/>Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye, <Br/>Ni dur isey le ja we ariye, <Br/>Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
A sweet demand By a kid. <Br/> <Br/>He was Beaten up By his mom. <Br/> <Br/>Dad askd what happnd son? <Br/> <Br/>kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore, <Br/> <Br/>i want my own
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE <Br/> <Br/>BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the? <Br/>GIRL-97% <Br/> <Br/>BOY-Baap re <Br/>Itney me to kisi gareeB k 2 Bacche pass ho jate
Raat k 2 Baje Baji ghar ki Bell.. <Br/>Raat k 2 Baje Baji ghar ki Bell.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Maine gate khola, <Br/>Chowkidaar Bola.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>All iz well..