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Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai <Br/>"paPpu" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo to Baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawaB do: <Br/> <Br/>Patna kahan par hai? <Br/> <Br/>Larki-India mein <Br/> <Br/>Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
HusBand: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty, <Br/>Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>HusBand: <Br/>Nhi yar, <Br/>kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Bana De, JaB Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-( <Br/>. <Br/>SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-) <Br/>. <Br/>Attitude matters... ;->
Teacher ne 1Bachhe ki mom ko likha- <Br/>Bache ko nehla k Bheja kre.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mom ne note pdne k Baad likha- <Br/>Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Sochoo... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Pata? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai. <Br/>Aur Cricket Main Poora Din. <Br/>AB Aaya Samajh Main?
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi <Br/>Ek GHODI <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/>Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi <Br/>Ek GHODI <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Fir Bhage Tum <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
Read <Br/>Is Dafa 3-jan-2010 <Br/>Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi, <Br/> <Br/>Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi. <Br/>Amazing Na.. <Br/> <Br/>This Wll Never Happen Again In Life, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;-> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So Don''t Jealous.
<Br/> <Br/>MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle <Br/>ka Badshah hota <Br/>to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>
Sachi muhaBBat kya hay? <Br/> <Br/>JB teri mehBoBa ki naak Beh rahi ho <Br/>or tu usy chaat ly <Br/> <Br/>or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd <Br/>jesa lgy to samjh lena <Br/> <Br/>mery dost that u r in LOVE...
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha. <Br/> <Br/>Doosra admi:molvi saB ap nay tu kaha tha <Br/>k ap movie nai dekhtay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)