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Best error message
Best error message of the century.....!!!! <Br/> <Br/>An error shown By a computer: <Br/>No keyBoard connected!! <Br/>Press F1 to continue... ;->
GOOD NEWS 4 U
My dear, <Br/>GOOD NEWS 4 U <Br/> <Br/>Meiny ghor se dekha hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>k aap ka naam <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>N_R_O LIST me nhi hai. <Br/> <Br/>BE HAPPY ;->
Under The Black Cloth
Under The Black Cloth, <Br/>Fire Of Love Burn <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Samajh Aayi Na! <Br/> <Br/>Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MatlaB <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kali Kurti De Thaley <Br/>Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
( '' :'') (''; '' ) <Br/>,/) )\, ,/) )\, <Br/>¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum, <Br/> <Br/>Door Itna K Humain <Br/> <Br/>Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct OBject. <Br/> <Br/>Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Than, <Br/>But What is The OBject? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
pathan ka murgi beemar huwa
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow" <Br/>ZiBah Kardi..;-)!
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha: <Br/> <Br/>Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha: <Br/> <Br/>Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
I Got Zero Marks in Exam
I Got Zero Marks in Exam. <Br/>So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na! <Br/> <Br/>Q.1 What is Formula of Water? <Br/>Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O). <Br/> <Br/>Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought? <Br/>Ans: From page 115 to page 120. <Br/> <Br/>Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh? <Br/>Ans: Ajay Davegan, BoBBy Deol. <Br/> <Br/>Now Tel Me Who is Wrong, <Br/>Me or Teacher?:-)
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge, <Br/>Aapne Pyar ki saugat <Br/>Hum Denge, <Br/>Girne lage to hath hum denge, <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>Na Bhi gire to? <Br/> <Br/>1 laat hum denge.
Jab koi baat bigad jae
JaB koi Baat Bigad jae <Br/> <Br/>jaB koi mushkil Badh jae <Br/> <Br/>toh <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>toh <Br/> <Br/>toh <Br/>Hoth ghuma, <Br/> <Br/>seeti Baja, <Br/> <Br/>seeti Baja k Bol <Br/> <Br/>Bhaiya... <Br/> <Br/>ALL IZZ WELL
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sB chor denga <Br/> <Br/>Girl:ami aBu? <Br/>Bloch:Ao Re <Br/> <Br/>Grl:khana pina? <Br/>Blch:Ao Re <Br/> <Br/>Grl:apne dost? <Br/>Blch:Ao <Br/> <Br/>Grl:gutka? <Br/>Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P

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