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sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

Ek Bahut Barrey SharaBi ki Car k Peeche Likha Tha: . . . . Daaru Piyo Tay Insaan Bano Roti To Kuttay Bhi Kha Lete Hain. :-)

Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha . . . . . . . . . . Par Tum Is Tarah Button DaBa DaBa K KharaB Kar Doge.. Is Liye AB Cancel

2012 is not the end of love

How Bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . By The Movie- "LOVE STORY 2050"

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

MoBile Oscar Awards 2009: _O_ \[ ]/ [ ] [___] "BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To (''HumAyuN'') AB Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay. Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay. Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC. JaB Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,

Aik molvi ki Bivi marr gai, wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo. khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga "haijjmalo pao luddi. molvi di marr gai Ae Buddi":-)

Abey, main hon na

GOLDEN WORDS "ABey, main hon na! Tum log jao douBle sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou Bas mjhy call lga kr Baat krwa dena..." By: William Badchoda =P =D

Fight between teeth & tongue;

Once there was Fight Between teeth & tongue; teeth: manay zra sa daBana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai t0ngue:manay th0ri si Bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 Bahir ho gay:-D

"First Million Bucks

A l w a y s R e m e m B e r !! Be nice to people until you have made your "First Million Bucks" After That, People will Be nice to you... =P ;)

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man: Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend? Old Man Replied: Yes, Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi? Boy: Pakistani. Teacher: Woh Kese? Boy: Uske Paas Na Ghar Tha Na Aata Na Bijli Na Cheeni Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)

ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per Beva likh diya gaya woh admi gusse mein apne aBBa ke saath Nadra ke office gaya or pathan manager ko Bola isse shahi karke do, Pathan manager ne pistol nikali Or uske aBBa ko mar diya or Bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

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