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Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye. <Br/> <Br/>Malkin: Kyun? <Br/> <Br/>Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k Bad sahaB <Br/> <Br/>"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas B nai aate.
"GADHO" par research ki Hai
Wife: <Br/>Meine <Br/>"GADHO" par research ki Hai, <Br/> <Br/>wo apni <Br/>"GADHI" <Br/>ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HUSBAND: <Br/>Issliye to wo <Br/> <Br/>"GADHA" Hai
Aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me Bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah
Arz he, <Br/>Samandar Me Gehraai <Br/>Ki Tarah <Br/> <Br/>Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah <Br/> <Br/>Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha: <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
My wifes first husband.
A man was crying over a grave and repeating, <Br/>Why did you have to die? <Br/>Another man approached him and said, <Br/>Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief <Br/>But for whom do you mourn so deeply? <Br/>Your child? <Br/>Your parent? <Br/>The mourner took a moment to collect himself, <Br/>then replied, <Br/>My wifes first husBand.
I always pray 4u that.
I always pray 4u that. <Br/> <Br/>May ur life B Bright & sunny <Br/>& ur partner B fat & funny <Br/> <Br/>May ur life B filled wid roses <Br/>& <Br/>U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi Bus ko roka. <Br/> <Br/>Driver: Kaha jana hai? <Br/> <Br/>Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai. <Br/>Zara Bs ka horn poo-poo Baja Do
KNOWLEDGE WEEK
KNOWLEDGE WEEK <Br/> <Br/>Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti <Br/> <Br/>Dunya mein saB se Bara school CHICAGO mein hai <Br/> <Br/>Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya <Br/> <Br/>Dunya mein saB se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai. <Br/> <Br/>Dunya mein suB se Bara DARAKHT USA mein hai <Br/> <Br/>Dunya ka saB se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
Friends are always ''bdtmz''
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''Bdtmz''. <Br/> <Br/>They receive many msgs But they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week. <Br/> <Br/>Actually they r spacial kind of ''Bgairat''. <Br/> <Br/>They Become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''Baisti''. <Br/> <Br/>They are Bikhari infront of frndz. But very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n Boyfrnds. <Br/> <Br/>And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: <Br/> <Br/>Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai DooBnay Se Bachaya Tha, <Br/>Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times, <Br/>Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure" <Br/> <Br/>(Thomas Edison) <Br/> <Br/>Moral: <Br/>Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)

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