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New 2010 <Br/> <Br/>This authentical poem is written on tatti <Br/>By u Better knows. <Br/> <Br/>Kyun tatti tatti krti hai, <Br/>kyun lende pe tu mrti hai. <Br/>Ik Bat muje Btla de tu, <Br/>us QaBaz se kyun nai drti hai, <Br/>kea hota hai tatti mein, <Br/>tatti ki lga dun dheri, <Br/>mein Barish kr dun tati ki, <Br/>jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
Aaj <Br/>achanak <Br/>hath <Br/>pe <Br/>ek ansu <Br/>gira <Br/>main ne <Br/>us <Br/>se <Br/>poocha <Br/>ay <Br/>aansu <Br/>tum <Br/>kyun <Br/>Bahir <Br/>aaye <Br/>ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aansu Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"ABey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
There are 3 kind of Men.. <Br/> <Br/>Do u know...? <Br/> <Br/>1-The ASIANS- <Br/>They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend But they love their wife the most. <Br/> <Br/>2-The AMERICANS- <Br/>They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend But they love their girlfriend the most. <Br/> <Br/>3-The PAKISTANIS- <Br/>They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends But they love their house-maid the most... ;->
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai <Br/>k chand dino k liye susoo Bathrom me na krein <Br/>Bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office <Br/>me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki <Br/>kami puri ho or or or <Br/> <Br/>Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
Breaking News: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC aBout australia that: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Baray larkay le aye they hum jaBi haar gay..:->
Message Of Da Day <Br/> <Br/>Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na Berhao! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ho sakta hai us nay... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon! <Br/>-Commandar Safegaurd
Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai: <Br/> <Br/>Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khuda Jaane AB Kya Hoga? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
I Love Walking In FOG, <Br/> <Br/>Beacause No One <Br/> <Br/>Can Detect <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I M <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SMOKING....:P <Br/> <Br/>HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke Book kholne se pehle <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar taBiyat te thek ae na.
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya <Br/>Nargis to students: parho <Br/>Alif, Bay, pay, tay <Br/>way gujra way way gujra way.
10 MuhaBBat Bharay SMS: <Br/> <Br/>1. <Br/> <Br/>2. <Br/> <Br/>3. <Br/> <Br/>4. <Br/> <Br/>5. <Br/> <Br/>6. <Br/> <Br/>7. <Br/> <Br/>8. <Br/> <Br/>9. <Br/> <Br/>10. <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Nazar Aaya? <Br/> <Br/>Nahi? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MuhaBBat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal. <Br/>Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai, <Br/>JaB Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai. <Br/>Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai! <Br/> <Br/>~William Innocent Nargis.