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If Any Dog Attacks You <Br/> <Br/>@ <Br/> <Br/>jL <Br/> <Br/><@_, <Br/>V <Br/>< > <Br/> <Br/><@_, <Br/>V__> <Br/>< <Br/> <Br/>@> <Br/>/V <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>,_@> <Br/><__V <Br/>L <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna, <Br/>Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Cutest Love Story: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other. <Br/>Suddenly Teacher Came. <Br/> <Br/>Whats Happening? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi. <Br/> <Br/>Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha, <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Usay Yaad Aaya <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
Jaane Kese <Br/>Jeete Hain <Br/>Log Yaadon <Br/>K Sahare "pAppu",,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SuBAh BhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
SahiL <Br/>ki <Br/>Geeli <Br/>Rait <Br/>par, <Br/> <Br/>MaiNe <Br/>us <Br/>se <Br/>Poocha, <Br/> <Br/>Tu <Br/>Bolta <Br/>Q <Br/>nahi, <Br/> <Br/>Wo <Br/>Palken <Br/>Jhuka <Br/>kar <Br/>Muskura <Br/>Diya, <Br/> <Br/>Or.. <Br/> <Br/>Rait <Br/>per <Br/>Likha <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->
... <Br/>Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But pApPu keh raha hai... <Br/> <Br/>AAL IZ WELL..! <Br/>AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
A msg for all the students <Br/>of different Colleges and Universities ! <Br/> <Br/>As we all know that isB had Been through <Br/>so many strikes and holidays, <Br/>last year. <Br/>So, to cover-up that all the students <Br/>must hav to convince <Br/>our skools admin team to <Br/>open the skool on 14th FeB (Sunday);-)
1Admi Santa ki Beta se Puchhta he <Br/>Beta Papa Ghar me he? <Br/> <Br/>Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue <Br/>Uncle Sidha Bolo Mummy se milna he <Br/> <Br/>Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Pathan India gya whan Barish ho rahi thi, <Br/>wo mander me ja kr Bagwan ko Bahir phank ker Bola, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Dunya ki saBse taqatwar shai hy Loha <Br/>har shay ko kat dyta hy <Br/>Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag <Br/>jo lohe ko pighla deti hy <Br/>Aag se taqatwar hy Pani <Br/>Jo aag ko Bhuja deta hy <Br/>Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa <Br/>Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy <Br/>Hawa se taqatwar hy <Br/>INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaBoo kr leta hy <Br/>Insan se Taqatwar hy <Br/>Pereshani jo Insan ko qaBo kr leti hy <Br/>preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har <Br/>preshani ko Kha jata hy <Br/>AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf Bhai" <Br/>JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMBi hO, <Br/> <Br/>Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO, <Br/> <Br/>Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE <Br/>sMs koN <Br/>kArE gA..?? =P ;->
Hum to apni hi shadi may Bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie Bana raha hai... ;->