B SMS Messages22988 messages

JaB Tak Zinda Raha. <Br/> <Br/>Msg Karta Rahonga. <Br/> <Br/>JaB Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Balke. <Br/> <Br/>Samajh Lena, <Br/>K <Br/>Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
4 things BOys dO in exam hal: <Br/> <Br/>1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator <Br/>3.reading d Brand name Of pen <Br/>4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Kajol is a terrorist and she used <Br/>shahrukh khan in 9\11 Blasts! <Br/>Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover! <Br/>Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D <Br/>
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas Bhar k juice nikal kr sB ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae <Br/>SB ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko B herat me dal dia <Br/>Pehlwan: ap B kia pehalwan ho? <Br/>Admi: mai memon hun ;->
1 Boy school se <Br/>rota hua ghar aya <Br/>maa ne pucha: <Br/>Beta q ro rahe ho <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Sir ne Boht mara <Br/>he mujhe! <Br/>Mother: <Br/>Sir ne q mara <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Sir mere dost ko <Br/>dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de.. <Br/>Mother: <Br/>Kon si misaal..? <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Jo kuttey "Bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
Raton ko uth kar, <Br/>Khayalon se ho kar, <Br/>Yadon me kho kar, <Br/> <Br/>Tumhe kya khaBar hy, <Br/>Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon, <Br/> <Br/>Viraano me ja kar <Br/>Daman phe''la kar <Br/>Anson Baha kar <Br/> <Br/>Tumhe kya khaBar hy. <Br/>Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon, <Br/> <Br/>Tum to kaho ge, <Br/>SANAM mangta hon, <Br/>JANAM mangta hon, <Br/> <Br/>tum to kaho ge, <Br/>Kisi DIL RUBA ki, <Br/> <Br/>Kisi DIL NASHIN <Br/>ki wafa manga hon, <Br/> <Br/>Ye B ghlt hy <Br/>Wo B ghlt hy <Br/> <Br/>Me apne KHUDA se Sirf <Br/>"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain, <Br/> <Br/>Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta. <Br/>Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery <Br/> <Br/>1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje. <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya. <Br/> <Br/>Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! <Br/> <Br/>Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a. <Br/>Tu lang ja saadi khair a. <Br/> <Br/>Main ghr gya to lga tha taala. <Br/>"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala" <Br/> <Br/>Band kro ye star plus k show <Br/>"Haaran do rastaa lo" <Br/> <Br/>Wo waj gya ik car sy <Br/>"daikh mgr pyaar say" <Br/> <Br/>Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia <Br/>"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.. <Br/>Boy- Xcuse me <Br/>Grl- jee kahiye <Br/> <Br/>Boy- Mere hone wale Bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven" <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Iska Kya MatlaB Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Bv: <Br/>Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per Bare sher kehte the! <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: <Br/>AB waqt Badal gaya hy <Br/> <Br/>Bv: <Br/>Phir B ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo! <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: <Br/>lo sunO <Br/> <Br/>Jane jigar janeman <Br/> <Br/>90 kilo tera wazan <Br/> <Br/>Tu jo gir jaye mujh par <Br/> <Br/>Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)