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One fine day Meera was walking By the river <Br/>and suddenly saw a crocodile, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>she screamed... <Br/> <Br/>" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
No matter whether guys Buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields, <Br/> <Br/>it cannot overtake a Beautiful girl <Br/>on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai? <Br/> <Br/>Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano... <Br/> <Br/>"papPu" <Br/> <Br/>Ye tou catch chorne ki Bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
<Br/> <Br/>How Altaf hUssain''s Political Can Be Destroyed? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>Don''t pIck uP The Phone. <Br/>
Khaansi Ka Elaaj <Br/> <Br/>Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta <Br/> <Br/>Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye <Br/> <Br/>SuBha Shaam <Br/> <Br/>7 Baar <Br/> <Br/>KhyBer <Br/> <Br/>Pukkhtoon Khwaaah <Br/> <Br/>Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah <Br/> <Br/>Bole''n <Br/> <Br/>Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Khaansi Ka Elaaj <Br/> <Br/>Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta <Br/> <Br/>Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye <Br/> <Br/>SuBha Shaam <Br/> <Br/>7 Baar <Br/> <Br/>KhyBer <Br/> <Br/>Pukkhtoon Khwaaah <Br/> <Br/>Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah <Br/> <Br/>Bole''n <Br/> <Br/>Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Height of shame : <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A girl with her face covered on a Bus stop <Br/> <Br/>A man on a Bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ?? <Br/> <Br/>Girl replies <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Papa mein hoon.
Love inspires Envy. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Envy endangers Spite. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Spite spawns Fallacies. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka saB samajh aa gaya ;-)
Teacher ne Pucha <Br/>Bacho ye Batao, <Br/>Jo log galat kaam karte hai, <Br/> <Br/>Wo kaha jaate hai. <Br/>Sharmate huwe 1 ladki Boli <Br/>Sir wo log <Br/>"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: <Br/>Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya? <Br/>Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me juB Light jati hai, <Br/>Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us ki achi tarBiat.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bhai hath j0rta h0n kBi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->