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<Br/> <Br/>Guiness Book Of World Record <Br/> <Br/>Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton <Br/>Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya <Br/>Record Qaim Kiya <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai " <Br/>
<Br/>Banaras Chowk Pe 1 <Br/>Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara <Br/>Hogaya . Jo B Wahan Se <Br/>Guzarta <Br/>Us Se Poochta: TUM KON? <Br/>Man : Mahajir <Br/>Pathan Shot <Br/>DhUzZzZ <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: TUM KON ? <Br/>Man : Bihari <Br/>DhUzZzZz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: TUM KON ? <Br/>Memon : Bhai Main <Br/>Goonga Hon <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : Jao Yaar <Br/>BezaBan Ko KonMaray ... ;->
<Br/>A <Br/> <Br/>SHORT <Br/> <Br/>LOVE STORY : <Br/> <Br/>SomeBody Proposed U <Br/> <Br/>U <Br/> <Br/>Said <Br/> <Br/>"not interested" <Br/> <Br/>And in this way <Br/> <Br/>SomeBody <Br/> <Br/>Lived a <Br/> <Br/>Happy life forever. <Br/> <Br/>ha ha ha <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>~> Teacher: what is meant By <Br/>"I MISS YOU" <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>~> Pathan: Is ka matlaB hai <Br/>"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
<Br/> <Br/>Angel askd a man <Br/>after death: <Br/>Kya tum shadi shuda thy? <Br/> <Br/>Man: Haan <Br/> <Br/>Angel Orderd: <Br/>Ye dozakh Bhugat k <Br/>aaya hy isay <Br/>jannat main daal do <Br/> <Br/>Angel ask same <Br/>question to another <Br/>man: <Br/> <Br/>Man: 2 Baar shaadi ki thi <Br/> <Br/>Angel orderd: <Br/>Isay dozakh main daal do <Br/>isay dozakhmain rehny ki <Br/>aadat ho gai hy ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Bus Ko Joota Mara 2 <Br/>Baar <Br/> <Br/>Par Us K Face Pe Laga <Br/>Kyun Nahi ... ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi <Br/>Respect Hy Yaar ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Preliminary <Br/>Investigation : <Br/> <Br/>The Shoes Tossed By <Br/>Iraqi Journalist At <Br/>George Bush Has Been <Br/>Linked To Pakistan <Br/>It Was Made In Lahore <Br/>By Terrorist <Br/>Shakeel Mochi ... <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>The hmuan mnid deos <Br/>not raed evrey lteter <Br/>sarelpatay But a wrod <Br/>as a wlohe jsut keep <Br/>the frist and lsat <Br/>letetr at the rghit <Br/>pcale <Br/> <Br/>Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
<Br/>Before Marriage <Br/>Everyone Has A <Br/>Hundred Theories <Br/>ABout Raising Children <Br/>And No Children <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>After Marriage <Br/>They Only Have Children <Br/>And No Theories ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Funniest Fact ... <Br/> <Br/>When You Re-arrange <Br/>Word <Br/> <Br/>"ELECTION RESULTS" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>It Would Become <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
<Br/>Doctor Seikh Sy : <Br/>Aap K Bachy Ki Taang <Br/>Kaatni Pary Gi <Br/> <Br/>Seikh: <Br/>Pelan Dasna C Main <Br/>Onu Navi Juti Na Ley <Br/>K Denda ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi <Br/>JAn|x... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Main ne ek Baar kaha tha, <Br/>Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->