<Br/>N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
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<Br/>HaAL To MErA B TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
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<Br/>BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
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<Br/>TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
<Br/>HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
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<Br/>N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
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<Br/>HaAL To MErA B TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
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<Br/>BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
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<Br/>TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
<Br/>HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
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<Br/>Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
<Br/>Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
<Br/>Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
<Br/>Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
<Br/>Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
<Br/>Jo Biwi Apnay HusBand Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
<Br/>Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
<Br/>Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??
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<Br/>Guess??
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<Br/>Come On Yar?
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<Br/>Sakoon
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<Br/>Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
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<Br/>Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
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<Br/>Man: 12
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<Br/>Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
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<Br/>Man: in ko Bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
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<Br/>AB "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
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<Br/>Zara SamBhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
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<Br/>"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
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<Br/>Teacher To Student -
<Br/>U''ve Been Snding
<Br/>E-mail Other Students
<Br/>That
<Br/>I''m Ugly
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<Br/>Student - Sorry Ma''am,
<Br/>I Didn''t Realize, U
<Br/>Wanted To Keep It A
<Br/>Secret ... ;->