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<Br/> <Br/>A SciEntiFic Question: <Br/> <Br/>Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han? <Br/>Studnt: Gi 3 <Br/>1. Quaid-E-Azam <Br/>2. Sikandar-E-Azam <Br/>Aur <Br/>3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>A SciEntiFic Question: <Br/> <Br/>Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-) <Br/>
<Br/>Tongue Twister <Br/> <Br/>The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick ! <Br/> <Br/>( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record ) <Br/> <Br/>Say it! <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Full Form Of Boys... <Br/>B - Badmashiyon Me SaB Se Aage. <Br/>O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage. <Br/>Y - Yaarian NiBhate Jaan Laga K. <Br/>S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
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<Br/>Do U Know? <Br/> <Br/>How A Normal Person Becomes ABnormal? <Br/> <Br/>How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face? <Br/> <Br/>How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason? <Br/> <Br/>How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study? <Br/> <Br/>How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Join... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>"PAKISTAN" <Br/> <Br/>"NAVY" =P ;->
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<Br/>Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha. <Br/>Uski Maa Ne Pocha <Br/>Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye? <Br/>Tofee <Br/>Bishkit <Br/>Ya <Br/>Doodh..? <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: <Br/>Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND <Br/>KhuBsurat Shi :->
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga <Br/>Tou Kuch Bano Ga . <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Student Teacher Hamra <Br/>Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->