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<Br/> <Br/>Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI... <Br/> <Br/>Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF.. <Br/>Make Sure U Have <Br/>Ur Cell Fone.. <Br/>N <Br/>When U R In Deep TrouBle Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kal ShaB Jo Dehka KhawaB Jo Me Sotay Me.. <Br/> <Br/>Ho Ho... <Br/> <Br/>Kal ShaB Jo Dehka KhawaB Jo Me Ne Sotay Me... <Br/> <Br/>Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,, <Br/> <Br/>"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
<Br/>If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet <Br/>Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
<Br/> <Br/>Boy: My Gf Broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Frnd: Oh..its 2 Bad..!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
<Br/>If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo <Br/> <Br/>Kamina? <Br/> <Br/>If Boy Vomits-Kamine, <Br/> <Br/>Kahan Pikar Aya He? <Br/> <Br/>MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits, <Br/> <Br/>Boys R Alwys Kamina
<Br/>D0sto0 <Br/> <Br/>Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mai Bhi Parhta Hun <Br/>Samajhta Hun <Br/> <Br/>Phir 15 Min Bad SaB Bhool Jata Hun
<Br/> <Br/>Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. <Br/> <Br/>Ali : Good <Br/> <Br/>So Does This One Work Better?
<Br/>Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K HisaB Se <Br/> <Br/>Jazz B/F:Hello Darling <Br/>Lrki:Or Sunao <Br/> <Br/>U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun <Br/>Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho <Br/> <Br/>Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun <Br/>Lrki:SuB Keh Do <Br/>Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy <Br/>Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun SB Ki <Br/> <Br/>Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. <Br/>Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya.... <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>~ Tip Of The Day ~ <Br/> <Br/>''It''s So <Br/>"S I M P L E" <Br/>To Be <Br/>"W I S E" ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Just <Br/>"T H I N K" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Something <Br/>"S T U P I D" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And Then <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Don''t <Br/>"S A Y" It ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Mother''s Quote <Br/> <Br/>Thomas Edison''s Mother: <Br/>"Of course Im <Br/>Proud Tht U Inventd <Br/>Electric BulB. Nw Turn <Br/>It Off & Get 2 Bed" <Br/> <Br/>AlBert Einstein''s" <Br/>"Its Ur Senior Picture, <Br/>Can''t U Do Someting <Br/>ABt Ur Hair? <Br/>Styling Gel, Mousse <Br/>Something?" <Br/> <Br/>ABraham Lincoln''s: <Br/>"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat? <Br/>Can''t U Just Wear A BaseBall <Br/>Cap Like The Othr Kids ?" <Br/> <Br/>Michelangelo''s: <Br/>"Cant U Paint On Walls <Br/>Like Other Kids? Do <Br/>U''ve Any Idea How Hard <Br/>It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff <Br/>Off d Ceiling " <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Doctor To A Kid: <Br/>Have You Ever Had <Br/>TrouBle With <Br/>"Appendicitis" ? <Br/> <Br/>Kid: Yes ... ! <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: When ... ? <Br/> <Br/>Kid: When I Tried To <Br/>Spell It ... ;-> <Br/>