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kid teacher can i
<Br/>Kid- Teacher, Can I Go <Br/>To Bathroom ? <Br/> <Br/>Teacher- Yes, But <Br/>Only After Reciting The <Br/>AlphaBates ! <Br/> <Br/>Kid- Ok ! <Br/>"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L, <Br/>M,N,O, <Br/>Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !" <Br/> <Br/>Teacher- Where Is "P" ? <Br/> <Br/>Kid- Its Running <Br/>Down My Leg !! <Br/>Plz Let Me Go To The <Br/>Bathroom ... ;-> <Br/>
attention plz der
<Br/> <Br/>Attention Plz <Br/> <Br/>Dere''s a dangerous <Br/>virus Being passed <Br/>around electronicaly, <Br/>oraly & By hand. <Br/>Diz virus is called <Br/> <Br/>" Weary-Overload- <Br/>Recreational-Killer <Br/>(WORK) " <Br/> <Br/>If U receive WORK frm <Br/>any of Ur Teachers, <Br/>Colleagues, Boss Or <Br/>Any1 Else via any <Br/>means <Br/>DON''T TOUCH IT <Br/>Diz virus will wipe out <Br/>Ur pvt life cmpletely ;-> <Br/>
a smart lawyer said
<Br/> <Br/>A Smart Lawyer Said: <Br/> <Br/>I Learned Law So Well, <Br/>The Day I Graduated <Br/>I Sued My College, <Br/>Won The Case <Br/>And <Br/>Got My Tuition Fees <Br/>Back ... ;-> <Br/>
1 pathan apna samaa
<Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan Apna <Br/>Samaan Bag Me Bhar k <Br/>GEO k Office Pohanch <Br/>Gaya Aur Poocha: <Br/>"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo <Br/>KhaBro''n k Beech Me <Br/>Kehti Hy Humare Saath <Br/>Rahiye Ga" <Br/>Hum Us k Saath <Br/>Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
latter from a custo
<Br/> <Br/>Latter From A <Br/>Customer To The <Br/>Bank ... <Br/> <Br/>Dear Sir , <Br/> <Br/>In View Of The <Br/>Current Developments <Br/>IN The Banking <Br/>Industry, <Br/>If One Of My Cheque <Br/>Returned Marked <Br/>"Insufficient Funds" <Br/>Does That Refer To <Br/>Me Or To You ? <Br/> <Br/>Your''e Faithfully <Br/>Customer ..! <Br/>;->
quitters never win
<Br/> <Br/>Quitters Never Win <Br/>And <Br/>Winners Never Quite <Br/>But Those <Br/>Who Never <Br/>Quit And Never Win <Br/>Are <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"IDIOTS" ;->
t v na dekhne se
<Br/>* T V na Dekhne Se <Br/>Gunaho''n Main Kami * <Br/> <Br/>* SaBar Kerne Se <Br/>Jannat Main Janey k <Br/>Ziada Chances * <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>~ A PuBlic Service <Br/>Message Brought To <Br/>You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
kya btayen tujhy m
<Br/>Kya Btaye''n Tujhy <Br/>Mere Dost, AB k Saal <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n <Br/>Ko Liye Dil Main SamBhaal <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek AjnaBi Ne Achanak Jo <Br/>Rok Ker Kaha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chal PAPUU MoBile Nikaal <Br/>
boy tum shadi k baa
<Br/> <Br/>Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina. <Br/>
in school canteenth
<Br/>In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written : <Br/> <Br/>"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!" <Br/> <Br/>A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates, <Br/>A Naughty Child Wrote: <Br/>"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
ufone pesh krta h
<Br/>"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy <Br/>12 Aaney Package <Br/>Apne Un "Jazz" <Br/>Safeen k Liye Jinho''n <Br/>Ny 1st OctoBer 2008 Sy <Br/>Apni "Telenor" Sim <Br/>Istimal Nahi Ki, <Br/>Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs <Br/>Wala Recharge Kro <Br/>Aur SaB Keh Do ... <Br/> <Br/>Mazeed Tafsilat K <Br/>Liye Apne <Br/>"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n <Br/>0900 78601 <Br/> <Br/>Telefun Telefun ;->
wh8s d difference b
<Br/> <Br/>Wh8''s d difference B/w <Br/>unethical & ethical <Br/>advrtising? <Br/> <Br/>Unethical advrtising <Br/>uses falsehood 2 <Br/>deceive d PuBlic, <Br/>Ethical advertising uses <Br/>truth 2 deceive d <Br/>puBlic ;) <Br/>

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