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<Br/>I Filled In A Form At A
<Br/>Dating Agency Recently
<Br/>DescriBing My Ideal
<Br/>Woman, "She Should Be
<Br/>Pretty Cute, Into Water
<Br/>Sports And Group
<Br/>Activities Plus Look
<Br/>Good In Black"
<Br/>The Agency Replied
<Br/>Me Back And Told Me
<Br/>"I Should Marry
<Br/>Penguin ..." ;->
<Br/>What Is The Full-form
<Br/>Of "OBAMA"
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<Br/>O: Originally
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<Br/>B: Born In
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<Br/>A: Africa To
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<Br/>M: Manage The
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<Br/>A: Americans ... ;->
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<Br/>Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
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<Br/>Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
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<Br/>JBB usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
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<Br/>Honton se NasiBo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
<Br/>Ek aadmi raat ko 3 Baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k Bad dua mangte waqt Bola..
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<Br/>''mere Mola saB so rahe hain or mai teri iBadat kar raha hoon,
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<Br/>to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
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<Br/>''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
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<Br/>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
<Br/>To You
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<Br/>Shocked ?
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<Br/>Actully Aaj Ke Din
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<Br/>James Hawk
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<Br/>Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..
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<Br/>To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
<Br/>Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main aBBhi waisi hi hoon"
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<Br/>I May Walk Slowly..
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<Br/>But...I Never Walk Backwards...
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<Br/>-ABraham Lincoln
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<Br/>I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...
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<Br/>I Have Bike..
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<Br/>HumAyuN
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<Br/>Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
<Br/>To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
<Br/>Try Karo
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<Br/>Nahi Aaya?
<Br/>Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
