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<Br/> <Br/>Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Rn''t They...? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward <Br/>So Cheers... ;->
<Br/>3 Dreams Of A Man: <Br/>1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is <Br/>2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is <Br/>3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D
<Br/> <Br/>Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei <Br/>Umar Sharif, <Br/> <Br/>Nawaz Sharif, <Br/>ShehBaz Sharif, <Br/>hain. <Br/>JaB k Aurton Mei sirf 1 BaBra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham saB janty hain. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Attention <Br/> <Br/>It''s Very Important Msg <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me <Br/>Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna <Br/>DaBal Sawari Par Qayamat <Br/>Tak PaBandi Lag Jati... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Modern Dictionary: <Br/> <Br/>*MuhBt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants ABad Hain. <Br/> <Br/>*TaliB-E-Ilm:MustqBl Ka Be Rozgar TaBqa. <Br/> <Br/>*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain. <Br/> <Br/>*KitaB:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria. <Br/> <Br/>*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain. <Br/> <Br/>*College: Tafre Gah, <Br/> <Br/>*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
<Br/>Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 NumBer Aaye hain pAppu... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Likh k Aaya tha... <Br/>" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
<Br/>Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, <Br/> <Br/>Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, <Br/> <Br/>Paro Ne Kaha MoBilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, <Br/> <Br/>Aik Waqt Aye Ga JaB SaB Kahain Ge Dev BaBo, <Br/> <Br/>Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy... <Br/> <Br/>Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..? <Br/>A. India <Br/>B. TaliBan <Br/>C. America <Br/>D. Zrdari sy poch kar Bataon ga.. <Br/> <Br/>GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar Bataon ga... =P ;->
<Br/>Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , , <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KamBakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Bas Bohat Hua <Br/> <Br/>Bura Lage Tou Sorry <Br/>Me Ne Neeche Saaf <Br/>Saaf Likh Dia Hy ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"SAAF SAAF" ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Agar Tum Kisi GhareeB <Br/>Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila <Br/>Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas <Br/>Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->
<Br/>"Ek Larki Ki Dua" <Br/> <Br/>Qasam Sy Hr Larke <Br/>Ko Bhula Doon Gi <Br/>SaB Hi Ki Tasweerei''n <Br/>Jala Doon Gi <Br/>Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge <Br/>Is Di Mein <Br/>Balance Dalwa Do <Br/>Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;-> <Br/>