<Br/>
<Br/>Ek Aurat
<Br/>Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
<Br/>Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
<Br/>"Me Apne Chote Bete
<Br/>Ki Waja Se Bht
<Br/>Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
<Br/>k Laddu Bna Bna k
<Br/>Khata Hy"
<Br/>
<Br/>Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
<Br/>Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
<Br/>Khud Hi Adat Chooth
<Br/>Jayegi"
<Br/>
<Br/>Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
<Br/>Bataye''n Wrna Mere
<Br/>Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
<Br/>Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
<Br/>Gi " ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Memon Apne Bache
<Br/>Ko mar Rha Tha
<Br/>Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
<Br/>Mar Rahe ho
<Br/>Memon Ye Toilet Jana
<Br/>Chahta H
<Br/>Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
<Br/>Do
<Br/>Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
<Br/>Bhool :age Gi ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>An ECONOMIST
<Br/>Is A Surgeon With
<Br/>An Excellent Scalpel
<Br/>And Rough-edged
<Br/>Lancet,
<Br/>Who Operates
<Br/>Beautifully On The
<Br/>Dead And Tortures
<Br/>Living ... ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Teacher: Draw A
<Br/>Diagram Of Bacteria
<Br/>
<Br/>Pappu: Here It Is Sir
<Br/>
<Br/>Teacher: Where? You
<Br/>Haven''t Drawn
<Br/>Anything
<Br/>
<Br/>Pappu: Sir, Can You
<Br/>See Bacteria Without
<Br/>Microscope ... ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>When I waz a kid my
<Br/>mom told that angels
<Br/>live in heaven ...
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Now I know that it is
<Br/>not true
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>B''coz if angels live in
<Br/>heaven
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Why am I here ... ;)
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