<Br/>
<Br/>JaB Tum Umeed Se
<Br/>Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
<Br/>Jama Ker Lo
<Br/>
<Br/>Tou Mulk Chorh Do
<Br/>Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
<Br/>Behtar Hy ...
<Br/>
<Br/>( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
<Br/>A Touching Love Story
<Br/>
<Br/>A Boy n A Girl luv
<Br/>each othr ...
<Br/>One day they were
<Br/>talking ...
<Br/>Boy touchd girl''s hand n
<Br/>Girl touched Boy''s hand ...
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Wh8 a touching story ;->
I Pray Tht
<Br/>Any Person Who Tries
<Br/>To Steal Our
<Br/>Happiness
<Br/>
<Br/>May His Hips Begins To
<Br/>Itch Badly
<Br/>&
<Br/>His Arms Grow Shorter
<Br/>So Tht He Can''''t Reach
<Br/>His Hips To Scratch It ;->
<Br/>I
<Br/>
<Br/>M a Y
<Br/>
<Br/>B E
<Br/>
<Br/>"B" "A" "d" !!!
<Br/>
<Br/>B u T ...
<Br/>
<Br/>I
<Br/>
<Br/>a M
<Br/>
<Br/>p E r F e C t L y
<Br/>
<Br/>"G" o_O "d"
<Br/>
<Br/>A t
<Br/>
<Br/>I t ... [;->
<Br/>
<Br/>If a BaBy is Born in
<Br/>Africa...
<Br/>Wh8 will B the color of
<Br/>the BaBy''s teeth ?
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Why U waste this much
<Br/>time !
<Br/>How will a new Born
<Br/>BaBy have teeth ? ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
<Br/>As You All Know The
<Br/>Law Of Gravity Explains
<Br/>Why V Stay On Earth ... !
<Br/>
<Br/>PAPPU: But Sir!
<Br/>Where Did People Stay
<Br/>Before The Law Was
<Br/>Passed ? ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>Man 1- I notice dat Ur
<Br/>wife is mostly in the
<Br/>kitchen
<Br/>ProBaBly she loves
<Br/>cooking many varieties
<Br/>
<Br/>Man 2- No! Actualy our
<Br/>Telefone connection is
<Br/>in the kitchen ;->
<Br/>Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
<Br/>Rona Nahi Aata
<Br/>
<Br/>Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
<Br/>Khona Nahi Aata
<Br/>
<Br/>Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
<Br/>Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
<Br/>
<Br/>Jisey POTTY krne K
<Br/>Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
