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<Br/>Yaad Rakho: <Br/>TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai.. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do.. <Br/> <Br/>( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi ) <Br/>Book: <Br/>Baghairti k 14 Asool..!! <Br/>
<Br/>MuBarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur AB Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga, <Br/>Atta, <Br/>Ghee, <Br/>Bijli, <Br/>Petrol, <Br/>Gas Free Milega. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
<Br/> <Br/>(Aur BarBad hogya <Br/>wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha <Br/>aur rishwat na di ? <Br/> <Br/>Molana asif ali zardari) <Br/>
<Br/>"zardari k liye Mazmoon" <Br/> <Br/>ap 1970 May Peda Huay, <Br/>Aap Ne Bgairti Ki IBtedai Taleem <Br/>Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem <Br/>ek naam war Daku se le.. <Br/>JaB Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia <Br/>To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne <Br/>k plan Bananay shuru kr diyay <Br/>Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar <Br/>K Aap Ne Profesional <Br/>Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye <Br/>Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat <Br/>pe aa Behte aur loot loot k <Br/>apna naam takreeBn <Br/>100% mashoor kr liya.
<Br/>Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi, <Br/>1 admi khara ho k kehta he me BulB lgva donga <Br/>Dosra: Me tuBe lgva donga <Br/>Pthan josh me a k kehta he me caBle lgva donga!
<Br/> <Br/>T R U T H <Br/> <Br/>Women never have <Br/>anything to wear.." <Br/>Don''t question the <Br/>racks of clothes in the <Br/>closet <Br/>You''ll B answered <Br/>everytime, <Br/>"You just don''t <Br/>understand" ;->
<Br/> <Br/>The Worst Thing ABout <Br/>Censorship Is <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>[ Deleted By <Br/>Censorship Bureau ] ;->
<Br/>Larke Wale: Hum <Br/>Ko Larki Pasand Hy <Br/>Shaadi KaB Krni Hy ? <Br/> <Br/>Larki Wale: ABhi Tou <Br/>Larki Parh Rhi Hy ! <Br/> <Br/>Larke Wale: Humara <Br/>Beta Kya Bandar <Br/>Hy jo KitaBai''n Phaar <Br/>De ga ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Paida Hua Zardari Tou <Br/>Shaitaan Ne Kaha <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Lo Aaj Hum Bhi <Br/>SahiB-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye <Br/> <Br/>;->
<Br/>JanaB Asif Zardari Apni KitaB <Br/> <Br/>"Kuttapan" <Br/> <Br/>Main Likhtay Hai K <Br/> <Br/>"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay <Br/> <Br/>Dun0 Surton Main Teeka <Br/> <Br/>Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga " <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Hum India se Buhat peechay thay.. <Br/>Lekin, <Br/>Hamari,, <Br/>Qoum ne SaaBit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi.. <Br/>Aaj,, <Br/>Hum India se,, <Br/>poray <Br/> <Br/>30 mins agay hain. <Br/>GEO ZARDARI ;->
<Br/>Height Of Jhatka <Br/> <Br/>A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time <Br/>Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo <Br/>In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF? <Br/> <Br/>GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me, <Br/> <Br/>B4 Operation. <Br/>