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<Br/> <Br/>Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong NumBers Pr, <Br/> <Br/>Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AjeeB He Andaz e MuhaBat Tumhara papu <Br/> <Br/>"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
<Br/> <Br/>Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya" <Br/> <Br/>Dost:"Kya Hua?" <Br/> <Br/>Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The, <Br/> <Br/>Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!! <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan <Br/>Krna Chata Tha "Pappu" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Magar Load Shaiding Ki <Br/>Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy, <Br/> <Br/>HAM SaB is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen, <Br/> <Br/>MAGAR, <Br/>Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen, <Br/> <Br/>JESE <Br/> <Br/>Zardari <Br/> <Br/>Sardar <Br/> <Br/>Faraz <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/>SaB Se Barh Kar <Br/> <Br/>PATHAN... ;->
<Br/>~Todays FACT~ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Guinness Book Of Records <Br/>Holds The Record For <Br/>Being The Book Most <Br/>Stolen From PuBlic LiBraries... ;->
<Br/>TaliBan:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen <Br/> <Br/>MQM: Aslaha Le Lo <Br/> <Br/>Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: IstaqBal Karo, <Br/> <Br/>Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
<Br/> <Br/>Rehman Malik mera naam hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai.. <Br/> <Br/>JaB se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon.. <Br/> <Br/>KaBhi DouBle Sawari Band kaBhi BomB ki khaBar laya hon.. <Br/> <Br/>SaB kahania purani Bhulaiye AB ek naya jhatka khaiye.. <Br/> <Br/>Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat Banaiye.. <Br/> <Br/>Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service Band paaiye.. <Br/> <Br/>Mere Dosto Isko AB Hum Se Panga Chaiye.. <Br/> <Br/>Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki Bajaye... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>"OYE" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"HOYE" <Br/> <Br/>Bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
<Br/> <Br/>RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :": <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Teri aawaz sunne ko jaB taras jata hoon, <Br/>Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. <Br/>Teri surat ko jaB taras jaata hoon, <Br/>Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur <Br/>Oh Faraz The RoBBer Took Out His Knife <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>And Asked For My LG KG 195
<Br/>Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai <Br/>"kal Bhi Bhutto zinda tha aaj Bhi Bhutto zinda hai" <Br/>DOSTO! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kia Bhutto <Br/>"STAR PLUS" <Br/>mai kaam karta hai..=P;->