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<Br/>Pakistan me Burai kon phela rha hy? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>1- INDIA <Br/>2- AMERICA <Br/>3- ISRAEL <Br/>4- AFGANISTAN <Br/>5- BARTANIA <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Ans: <Br/>"GEO".. ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain... <Br/> <Br/>Takleef Tu jaB hoti hai jaB koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
<Br/>ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT... <Br/> <Br/>MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEB CoLlEgE K SaMnE <Br/> <Br/>5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"NaSwAr" <Br/>ChEeN Li...=P;->
<Br/>Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha: <Br/>Bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pathan: Bus punjaB mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
<Br/> <Br/>~SPORTS NEWS~ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI. <Br/>Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match... <Br/>ANP called his Talented Players 4m TriBal Areas.. <Br/>MQM will Play with his local But most experience Players.. <Br/>Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Pathan ki B-v Bhaag gai 3 din Baad wapis aaye <Br/>Pathan ghusse se Bola <Br/>''''AB kya lene aayi ho'''' <Br/> <Br/>Pathan ki B-v Boli <Br/>''''Main apne moBile ka charger Bhool gai thi'''';->
<Br/> <Br/>Aaj Ka ThoughT ;-> <Br/> <Br/>If u want to gain knowledge, <Br/>add something everyday 2 ur mind. <Br/>But if u want to gain wisdom, <Br/>remove something everyday from ur mind.
<Br/> <Br/>Dentist Ki Beti- <Br/> <Br/>Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki? <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua <Br/> <Br/>Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
<Br/> <Br/>A Beautiful dress is of no use <Br/>until it inspires <Br/>someone to take it off <Br/> <Br/>By <Br/> <Br/>Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI <Br/>
<Br/>Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise. <Br/> <Br/>Man: I don''t have. <Br/> <Br/>Beggar: Then come with me, lets Beg together <Br/>
<Br/>Where did love Born ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Guess . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Simple <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>In CHINA! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Becoz it has no warranty. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>U may have 3 reasons for not msging me: <Br/> <Br/>1. No free msg <Br/> <Br/>2. No Bal <Br/> <Br/>3. No guts to disturB a ''LION'' <Br/>