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<Br/> <Br/>Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya GhaliB... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>K. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti <Br/>Hay .. <Br/>
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Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae <Br/> <Br/>1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>3. RamBo : Khooni Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam <Br/> <Br/>5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar <Br/> <Br/>6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->
<Br/>Aata Hy Yaad Humain DouBle Sawari Ka Zamana, <Br/>Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana, <Br/>Wo Kaminapan Krna, <Br/>Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana, <Br/>Wo Bachiyan Phansana, <Br/>Wo Hasna Hasana, <Br/>Wo C-View Jana, <Br/>Wo Baot Basin Per Raja SahaB Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana, <Br/>Wo Logo Ki Hatana, <Br/>Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana <Br/>Burns Road Jana, <Br/>Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana, <Br/>Wo Paise Urana, <Br/>Na Wo Din Hain <Br/>Na Ratain, <Br/>Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He <Br/> <Br/>Beta Ye Wo Jagah He <Br/>Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha <Br/>Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Gadhe Ne Kaha <Br/>Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
<Br/> <Br/>~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S <Br/>POEM ~ <Br/> <Br/>He didnt lyk d curry & <Br/>He didnt lyk my cake <Br/>He said my Biscuits <Br/>were 2hard <Br/>Not lyk his mother <Br/>used 2 make <Br/>I didnt prepare <Br/>coffee rite <Br/>He didnt lyk the stew <Br/>I didnt mend his socks <Br/>d way his mother used 2 <Br/>I pondered 4 an answer <Br/>I was looking 4 a clue <Br/>Isnt dere anything I <Br/>cud do 2 match his <Br/>mothers shoe? <Br/>Then I smiled as I <Br/>saw light <Br/>1 Thing I cud definitely <Br/>do <Br/>I turnd around & <Br/>slapped him tight <Br/>Just like his mother <Br/>used 2 ... ;->
<Br/>He didnt lyk d curry & <Br/>He didnt lyk my cake <Br/>He said my Biscuits <Br/>were 2hard <Br/>Not lyk his mother <Br/>used 2 make <Br/>I didnt prepare <Br/>coffee rite <Br/>He didnt lyk the stew <Br/>I didnt mend his socks <Br/>d way his mother used 2 <Br/>I pondered 4 an answer <Br/>I was looking 4 a clue <Br/>Isnt dere anything I <Br/>cud do 2 match his <Br/>mothers shoe? <Br/>Then I smiled as I <Br/>saw light <Br/>1 Thing I cud definitely <Br/>do <Br/>I turnd around & <Br/>slapped him tight <Br/>Just like his mother <Br/>used 2 ... ;->
<Br/>Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi <Br/>Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye <Br/>Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein <Br/>Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye SaB Karachi Se Ayen Hen <Br/>Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
<Br/>TV on kro. <Br/>Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai <Br/> <Br/>SuB girl lar rahi han <Br/> <Br/>SuB keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Uff ye larkiyan B na.... ;-) <Br/>
<Br/>Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe <Br/>JawaB Nhe Hai <Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan TalaaB Main Nha Rha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Police Wala Kehta Hai <Br/> <Br/>" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan <Br/> <Br/>Teri Talashi Leni Hy <Br/>
<Br/>Karachi Me 500 <Br/>Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai <Br/>0r <Br/>255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyn k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha <Br/>K <Br/>"HumAyuN" <Br/>Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P