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<Br/>Pathan: Yara hum Bohat preshan hai
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<Br/>Dost: Kyun khan sahaB?
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<Br/>Pathan: O yara suBah se hum ko koi Battery low k numBer se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
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<Br/>Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
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<Br/>Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,
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<Br/>Jo is se Bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
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<Br/>Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
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<Br/>ShaBan
<Br/>K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
<Br/>Apnay Dost
<Br/>Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
<Br/>Usay
<Br/>Qayamat K Din
<Br/>Ek NOKIA N95
<Br/>Free Milay Ga... ;->
<Br/>SuBhanALLAH
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<Br/>Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
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<Br/>Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
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<Br/>Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
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<Br/>Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par AB Lash ka kya kren?
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<Br/>Teacher: Is Dor Men SaB Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?
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<Br/>Student: Wakeel..
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<Br/>Teacher: Wo Kese ?
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<Br/>Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
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<Br/>pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
<Br/>Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
<Br/>Acha sa English sentence sunao
<Br/>Pathan:josh me Bola!
<Br/>I shall never die B4 my death ;->
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<Br/>Middle age starts
<Br/>When
<Br/>You have Been warned to slow down,
<Br/>Not By a motorcycle cop
<Br/>But
<Br/>By your doctor ... =P
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<Br/>Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
<Br/>MohaBBat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
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<Br/>MohaBBat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
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<Br/>Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo Bohat chalega... ;->
