B SMS Messages22988 messages

<Br/> <Br/>Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya. <Br/>Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya. <Br/> <Br/>Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena. <Br/>Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
<Br/> <Br/>Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat <Br/>Shaka laka sumsum SMS. <Br/> <Br/>Ye African ZuBan main likha hai. <Br/>Iska Urdu Main matlaB hai. <Br/> <Br/>Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
<Br/>SMS Packages Band hony per 4 log Bohat khush hongay. <Br/> <Br/>Socho Kon? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>1. Faraz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2. Pathan <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>3. Sardar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
<Br/> <Br/>Interviewr: Kya Ap ABhi Tak kanwari Hain? <Br/> <Br/>Actress Meera:G Nahi Main ABhi Tak Unmarried Hoon. <Br/>
<Br/>It is my fault: <Br/> <Br/>Ye saB mere ghalti hai. <Br/> <Br/>Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k <Br/> <Br/>"I Don''t Love You" <Br/> <Br/>Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye Baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
<Br/> <Br/>SaBhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k. <Br/> <Br/>Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi ShaBdon ka Prayog Na Karen. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dhanyawad!
<Br/> <Br/>MuseeBat Main Ho to KaBhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Balkay <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ye Socho K... <Br/> <Br/>AB Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
<Br/>GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES <Br/> <Br/>1.I miss u <Br/>2.I m single <Br/>3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se Baat kr rhi hon <Br/>4.Main cozin se Baat kr rhi thi <Br/>5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta <Br/>6.Main pyar pe Believe nhi krti <Br/>7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi <Br/>8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata <Br/>9.SaB larke ek jese hotey hyn <Br/>10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare Bina. <Br/>Send to girls <Br/>So they can laugh <Br/>Coz <Br/>They knw its true ... =P =D
<Br/>In foreign Daughter: <Br/> <Br/>Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u. <Br/> <Br/>Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
<Br/> <Br/>Man to BarBer: cut my hair short. <Br/>BarBer: how short u would like to? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>man: So short that my wife cannot pull them... <Br/>[:D]
<Br/> <Br/>film actress meera yesterday screamed <Br/>in an interview <Br/>"agar mein jhoot Boloon to mera Baap marr jaaye". <Br/>The city district government of lahore <Br/>has reported that 26 men from <Br/>various parts of lahore simultaneously <Br/>suffered a heart attack last night.