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<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan ki Beti ko kisi ne SMS kia <Br/>I LOVE YOU <Br/>Pathan ghuse ma Beti se kehta hy: <Br/>jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis Bhejo... ;->
<Br/>1 Day God Tested Me <Br/>He Erased All My Memory n Asked <Br/>"Do U RememBer Any1 Now?" <Br/>I Told Ur Name <Br/>God Smiled n Said <Br/>"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History... <Br/>Played on 30th Sept,09 B/w PAK & AUS... <Br/>But The Looser Was ... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>INDIA! =P =D
<Br/>ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Question paper in year 2020: <Br/> <Br/>Q.1 <Br/>Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found. <Br/> <Br/>Q.2 <Br/>How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words. <Br/> <Br/>Q.3 <Br/>Draw a neat n laBelled diagram of a suicide jacket. <Br/> <Br/>Q.4 <Br/>In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples. <Br/> <Br/>Q.5 <Br/>Write the complete name of PAKISTAN. <Br/> <Br/>Q.6 <Br/>Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
<Br/>(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09) <Br/> <Br/>Aus won the toss & decided to Bat first <Br/> <Br/>AUS V/s Pak <Br/> <Br/>AUS: 323/7 (50) <Br/>PAK: 325/8 (48.4) <Br/> <Br/>(peshawar TV) <Br/>=P ;) <Br/> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy? <Br/> <Br/>Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
<Br/>1 Aadmi Bike pe ja raha tha. <Br/>Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
<Br/> <Br/>Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darBaar chalo gay? <Br/> <Br/>Driver: jee haan <Br/> <Br/>Nargis: kya lo gay? <Br/> <Br/>Driver: paisay
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agr MoBile companies Bijli Banati to kya hota ? <Br/> <Br/>Pehle 2 ghante k Bad Bijli free, <Br/> <Br/>5 frnds n family memBers ko 600 unit free, <Br/> <Br/>weekends pr Bijli totaly free, <Br/> <Br/>rat 12 Bje se suBah 6 Bje tk Bijli 5 rupe ghnta, <Br/> <Br/>Bijli TM HI TO HO, <Br/> <Br/>unit Bijli or Bill pr NO SMJHOTA, <Br/> <Br/>Bijli the smart choice, <Br/> <Br/>isse sasti srf momBti
<Br/> <Br/>GaBBar: <Br/>Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..! <Br/> <Br/>Viru: <Br/>Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga.. <Br/> <Br/>GaBBar: <Br/>ABey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Kia aap k0 pata hay ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B00ks samnay rakh kar B na perh panay wali Bemari ka nam kia hay ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o