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kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha
<Br/> <Br/>Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha <Br/>Police ne usko rok liya <Br/> <Br/>Sipahi: Kya h isme? <Br/>Kisan: Gehun <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sipahi: ABe Hath mila main Bhi GAY Hun
revised version of truth is the best policy
<Br/>Revised Version of <Br/>TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY <Br/> <Br/>Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told aBout wife. Angel went in canal and Brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel Became angry. <Br/>Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have Brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
akbar laya 3 ghore
<Br/>Arz kia hy... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AKBAR LAYA 3 <Br/>GHORE ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AKBAR LAYA 3 <Br/>GHORE ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wah.. Wah.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
its great to be a girl
<Br/>ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL! <Br/> <Br/>V can use tears as a threat. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>Most guys wont hit us. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>V slap hard. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>V''re tempting. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>V dont have to pay for dinner. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>V''re the suBject of almost ALL the love songs. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>We dont always mean wht v say. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>V dont always say wht v mean. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
log kehte hain k badam pistey
<Br/> <Br/>Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ghalat Kehte Hain. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj SaBse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
remix version of twist
<Br/> <Br/>Remix Version of TWIST. <Br/> <Br/>Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now, <Br/>Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the Bio now. <Br/> <Br/>Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo, <Br/> <Br/>Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao, <Br/> <Br/>Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo. <Br/> <Br/>Life ki Karlo Bist. :-) <Br/>N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
acha to phir kal time se aa jana
<Br/> <Br/>Bhikari Pathan sy! <Br/>mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy? <Br/>Bhikari: G han Bilkul. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->
if i were to make a dictionary
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>If I were to make a dictionary <Br/> <Br/>CUTE - YOU <Br/> <Br/>SWEET - YOU <Br/> <Br/>THOUGHTFUL - YOU <Br/> <Br/>GOOD LOOKING - YOU <Br/> <Br/>BEAUTIFUL - YOU <Br/> <Br/>LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
my face is above
<Br/>Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Exuse me! <Br/>My face is aBove..... =P ;->
i will never go through a red light
<Br/> <Br/>A lady Broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge <Br/>LADY: Ur honor plz let me go <Br/>i am a school teacher I am getting <Br/>late for my class <Br/> <Br/>JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher, <Br/>I have waited for this moment all my life, <Br/>now write down <Br/> <Br/>"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT" <Br/> <Br/>5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
bhaiyya ghar aa gaye ha
<Br/> <Br/>Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna <Br/>Bahu:Samajh Gai <Br/>Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli: <Br/>Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai.. <Br/>
jumping on a bicycle
<Br/>- K r R r A z Y - <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>T r u t h <Br/>H u r t s <Br/> <Br/>May Be Not As Much As <Br/> <Br/>Jumping On A Bicycle <Br/>With Seat Missing ... <Br/>But It <Br/>H u r t s ... =P ;)

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