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<Br/> <Br/>Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls! <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Any Proof ? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT <Br/>But <Br/>You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske <Br/>Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin, <Br/> <Br/>Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho! <Br/>Uska Baap Umpire Tha... <Br/>No Ball day di... ;->
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. <Br/> <Br/>Dost: Kiun? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: SaB Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne QurBani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
<Br/>Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB ye tumse accha koun janta he?
<Br/> <Br/>6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN <Br/> <Br/>1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22 <Br/> <Br/>2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it <Br/> <Br/>3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions <Br/> <Br/>4.Guns function normal everyday <Br/> <Br/>5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it <Br/> <Br/>6.MOST IMP: <Br/>U can Buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Sceince kehti hai paani Boil karne se <Br/>germs mar jatay hain. <Br/> <Br/>Science ko yeh to Btao k germs ki <Br/>Dead Bodies to paani <Br/>mai he rehti hain na;-)
<Br/>Ae mere "ALLAH" <Br/> <Br/>"HumAyuN BaBar" k sarey GUNNAH, <Br/>Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn <Br/>Unhei''n muaff farma ! <Br/> <Br/>Uski mushkile''n duur farma ! <Br/>Aur <Br/>Meri dua QuBool farma"AAMEEN" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shukriya.. <Br/> <Br/>Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi <Br/>Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
<Br/>Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai <Br/>"LIBas" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Pathan Larki Se: I Love You. <Br/> <Br/>Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum" <Br/> <Br/>I Love You. :-)
<Br/>"R e c e s s i o n" <Br/>Is When <Br/>A NeighBor Loses His JoB ... <Br/> <Br/>"D e p r e s s i o n" <Br/>Is When <Br/>You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
<Br/> <Br/>WelCome to <Br/>"SACH KA SAMNA" <Br/> <Br/>jawaB sirf <Br/>HA <Br/>ya <Br/>NA <Br/>me dena he <Br/> <Br/>Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal.. <Br/> <Br/>Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans plz
<Br/>What is love? <Br/> <Br/>jaB teri girlfriend GAS chhode <Br/> <Br/>aur tujhe wo Bhi GulaB ki khushBu <Br/> <Br/>jaisi lage to samaj lena <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya... <Br/>