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ek boy ro raha tha:
<Br/>Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha: <Br/> <Br/>2nd Boy: Oye kya hua? <Br/> <Br/>1st Boy: Aaj mere ABBu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai. <Br/> <Br/>2nd Boy: Tum Khush NaseeB Ho. <Br/> <Br/>"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
amazing home remedies
<Br/> <Br/>Amazing Home Remedies <Br/> <Br/>A Mousetrap placed on <Br/>top of Ur alarm clock wl <Br/>prevent U from rolling over <Br/>n going Back to sleep <Br/>after U hit the alarm off .. <Br/> <Br/>Have a Bad Tooth Ache ? <Br/>Smash Ur ThumB with a <Br/>Hammer n U wl 4get aBt <Br/>the Tooth Ache .. <Br/> <Br/>For High Blood Pressure <Br/>Sufferers: <Br/>Simply cut Urself n Bleed <Br/>for a few minutes, thus <Br/>reducing Pressure in <Br/>Veins .. <Br/> <Br/>If U ''ve Bad Cough ? <Br/>Take a large dose of <Br/>Jamal-Gota then U wl B <Br/>afraid to cough ... ;)
cricket mei ksi player
<Br/> <Br/>Beta Baap Se: Agr <Br/>Cricket Mei Ksi Player <Br/>Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye <Br/>Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty <Br/>Hyn ??? <Br/> <Br/>Baap: Beta Usay <Br/>Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy, <Br/>Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
cricket mei ksi player
<Br/> <Br/>Beta Baap Se: Agr <Br/>Cricket Mei Ksi Player <Br/>Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye <Br/>Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty <Br/>Hyn ??? <Br/> <Br/>Baap: Beta Usay <Br/>Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy, <Br/>Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?
<Br/>Teacher: Tum Badey <Br/>Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Shaadi .. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: nahi, Mera <Br/>MatlaB Hy Kia Banogy ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Dulha .. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Oho .. I Mean <Br/>Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil <Br/>Kro Gy ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Dulhan .. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Uffo .. MatlaB <Br/>Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo <Br/>Tum n e Pehly KBhi <Br/>Nahi Kia > <Br/> <Br/>student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
interesting but true
<Br/>Interesting But True: <Br/> <Br/>Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai? <Br/>A. Jee haan! magar Bahir jany ka..!! <Br/> <Br/>Q. Insan apni Bewuqufi par kaB khush hota hai? <Br/>A. Shadi k din..!! <Br/> <Br/>Q. Kya zuBani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai? <Br/>A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!! <Br/> <Br/>Q. Talaq ki suB say Bari waja kya hai? <Br/>A. Shadi... =P ;->
chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli
<Br/>Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli, <Br/> <Br/>Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
<Br/>Ek aurat ne 10 sal k Bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur Bachay se kaha <Br/>"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?" <Br/> <Br/>BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue <Br/>"Mohtarma ...." <Br/> <Br/>"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY <Br/>K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;-> <Br/>
during the match
<Br/>During the match <Br/> <Br/>Batsman LBW hoa <Br/> <Br/>1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn, <Br/>yahan to saB pagal hn, <Br/> <Br/>lagi Batsman k hy aur cheekh Bowler raha hy. <Br/>
whoever says money can buy
<Br/>Whoever Says <Br/>''Money Can''t Buy <Br/>Happiness'' <Br/>Is A Fool ... <Br/> <Br/>Money Can Surely Buy <Br/>Happiness ... <Br/> <Br/>Give Me Some <Br/>And <Br/>Watch Me Smile ... =P ;) <Br/>
ever notice that even the busiest
<Br/>S t r a n g e <Br/> <Br/>Ever Notice <Br/>That Even The Busiest <Br/>People <Br/>Are Never Too Busy <Br/>To Tell You Just <Br/> <Br/>How Busy They <Br/>Are .... !!! ;->
1 pagal dusre pagal se
<Br/>1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath): <Br/> <Br/>SaB log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain? <Br/> <Br/>Dusra pagal: <Br/>Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p <Br/>

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