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<Br/>There are many Brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight.. <Br/> <Br/>Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
<Br/>=PUre NeWz = <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr BHi Bhok Se Mar gYa, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo sUit <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MaLika Sharwat <Br/> <Br/>Ka tha...>>!
<Br/> <Br/>Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 Bar wazoo kia.. <Br/>kisi ny pocha khan sahaB aap ny 2 Bar wozu kyo kia hai? <Br/>pathan ny jawaB diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Dost tere Bager ik pal na reh paonga, <Br/> <Br/>Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga, <Br/> <Br/>Mat rona mere marne par a dost, <Br/> <Br/>Mar k Bhi tere liye Biryani chor <Br/>jaonga... ;->
<Br/>Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko <Br/>1 hafta kya? <Br/>Aik saal B ghar ma Bhetna paray tou <Br/>B is qurBani k liye hum tayyar hain <Br/>From, <Br/>NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
<Br/>Tickt chkr; "Bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga, <Br/>iske umer 12 se zeada hai" <Br/> <Br/>fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain" <Br/> <Br/>t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun, <Br/>gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
<Br/>New scheme of school and college holidays <Br/> <Br/>Summer vacations <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Eid holidays <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Winter holidays <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And neW season of holidays <Br/>TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-) <Br/>
<Br/>ABBa ne Beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia. <Br/> <Br/>Bap Beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia. <Br/> <Br/>Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
<Br/>Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon <Br/>pe nahi Balke <Br/>Bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ji haan aapne Bilkul shi <Br/>gues kiya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy <Br/> <Br/>"pApPu" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BomB Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/>when we throw a Ball in the air why does it come down? <Br/>no Physics answers <Br/>. <Br/>? <Br/>. <Br/>? <Br/>. <Br/>Bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the Ball:-DB-):-)
<Br/>TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Main naha rha hon <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum naha rhe ho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo naha rhi hy <Br/> <Br/>Ham saB naha rhe hyn <Br/> <Br/>STUDENT:sir, ye <Br/> <Br/>BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.