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<Br/>Histry of Pakorey <Br/>Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls <Br/>Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo <Br/>Kac''che The To Baloach <Br/>Bola <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"PAKO REY" .. ;)
<Br/> <Br/>In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is CeleBrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. <Br/> <Br/>But Here Due To Over Respect, <Br/> <Br/>We CeleBrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-) <Br/>
<Br/>(Bechara Mard) <Br/>Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, <Br/>agar aurat se pit jaye to Buzdil, <Br/>aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun, <Br/>peeche chale to zan mured, <Br/>aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, <Br/>agar kuch na kahe to Beghairat, <Br/>agar ghar se Bahar rahe to awara, <Br/>ghar mein rahe to nakara, <Br/>Bachon ko dantay to jaBir, <Br/>na dantay to laperwah, <Br/>aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, <Br/>na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Haye Mard Bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
<Br/>Wife 2 HusBand: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
<Br/>2010. <Br/>1 class ka Bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. <Br/>Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? <Br/>Miss: So sweet! <Br/>Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi aBBu ko aap k ghar kaB Bhejun. <Br/>Miss: Wo kyon? <Br/>Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari Baat agay chalayen, <Br/>Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai! <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: <Br/>. <Br/>Tution parhne k liye.. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa . <Br/> <Br/>Teacher.Beta Batao Allama iqBal koN hain? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
<Br/> <Br/>AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain <Br/>I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar <Br/>ke apna moBile numBr Day dy <Br/>to <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>aap <Br/>Iss ko kya <Br/>kahain gay <Br/> <Br/>Zahir he <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KHUWAB.. :-D
<Br/>Pathanon ne eid k Baad 5 waqt namaz B saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai... <Br/>Nai timings ye hongi <Br/>Fajr- SuBa 8 Bje <Br/>Zohr- Sepeher 4 Bje <Br/>Asr- Sham 7 Bje <Br/>MaghriB- Raat 10 Bje(suraj gharooB hona shart nai) <Br/>Isha- Raat 1 Bje
<Br/>Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay, <Br/>4 din k Bad dono mar gaye,, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>wajah kya thi..?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k <Br/>khana kon mangway ga? <Br/>
<Br/>Journalist To Meera: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kya Ap <Br/>"HumAyuN" <Br/>Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae <Br/>Mera Khana KharaB Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>A Pathan called FM radio & said: <Br/> <Br/>"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it Belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e IqBal, Karachi. <Br/> <Br/>DJ: "so U want to give him Back his wallet? <Br/>Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>All nation was enjoying the match But missing one thing <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Guess what <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;) <Br/>