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fsc aur msc
<Br/>Aik sardar k ghar k Bahir name plate lagi the <Br/>jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husBand Fsc. <Br/> <Br/>aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi <Br/>aap ki Bivi ne kis suBject mein Msc ki hai? <Br/> <Br/>aur aap k Fsc mein konsy suBjects thy? <Br/> <Br/>sardar Bola suBjectan da ty meno pata nehin. <Br/>name plate da matlB aa <Br/>Msc.mother of seven children aur <Br/>Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;-> <Br/>
har koi mujh pay fida hai
<Br/>Dil me Pyar Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Ankho me Nasha Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Baaton me Maza Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Andaaz hee Juda Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Dosti me Wafa Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao
<Br/> <Br/>Mirasi ka Bacha school dakhal ho gya <Br/> <Br/>teacher ny kaha <Br/>2 ka pahara sunao? <Br/> <Br/>Wo Bola: <Br/> <Br/>"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
uss wakt shirt utari hui thi
<Br/> <Br/>Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan <Br/>kahan se aaya.. ? <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Mai khud heran hon! <Br/>Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-) <Br/>
2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
<Br/> <Br/>Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai <Br/>laga raha Bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya <Br/> <Br/>or Bola yh president 5 saal or rahay <Br/>dill khush ho gaya...:-D
mehnat se aap sab kuch hasil
<Br/> <Br/>Mehnat Se Aap SaB Kuch <Br/>Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Izzat , <Br/> <Br/>Shohrat , <Br/> <Br/>Daulat <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Haan ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aata <Br/>Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
secret of good health
<Br/>Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health: <Br/> <Br/>Alwys treat your toothBrush like a B0yfriend. <Br/>Dont let anyBody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
d card k golden numbers dikhao?
<Br/> <Br/>Aik pathan Bath room gaya. <Br/> <Br/>JaB Bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
d card k golden numbers dikhao?
<Br/>Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K <Br/>Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun <Br/>Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Bola, <Br/> <Br/>"I.D Card K Golden NumBers Dikhao?" =P <Br/>
honesty is the best policy
<Br/>U n d o u B t l y <Br/>H o n e s t y <Br/>I s <Br/>T h e <Br/>B e s t <Br/>P o l i c y ... <Br/>W h e n <Br/>T h e r e <Br/>I s <Br/>M o n e y <Br/>I n <Br/>I t ... ;)
ao chupan chupai khelty hen
<Br/> <Br/>Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty <Br/>Hen <Br/> <Br/>Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou <Br/>Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi <Br/>Chupongi ;)
ek pathan ghalti se
<Br/> <Br/>Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle QaBristan Main Le Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)

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