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<Br/>Koi Sui mangy <Br/>Hum Teer deingy <Br/> <Br/>Koi Billi mangy <Br/>Hum sher deingy <Br/> <Br/>Koi Lassi mangy <Br/>Hum Kheer deingy <Br/> <Br/>Magar <Br/> <Br/>koi CHEENI mangy to <Br/> <Br/>Hum Cheer dein gy... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>1 aurat 2sri se, <Br/>Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy, <Br/>wo ksi larki se milta hy <Br/> <Br/>2sri aurt, <Br/>Phr tm kya karogi? <Br/> <Br/>1st <Br/>Me aj hi apny Boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
<Br/> <Br/>A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mom: Alright, But ask your fresh air to drop you home By 10 P.M. =P ;->
<Br/>Lovers with MoBile in Pakistan cities . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ISLAMABAD <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy <Br/> <Br/>RAWALPINDI <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>Kahan ho Tum ?? <Br/>Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon <Br/> <Br/>LAHORE <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>aj to film ka mood Ban rha hy aur wo B Tumhry saath <Br/> <Br/>KARACHI <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>what a Fantastic Mosam <Br/>Chalo Beach py Jaty hy.. <Br/> <Br/>PESHAWAR <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>Kahan ho Tum ?? <Br/>aBhi aBhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy <Br/>Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->
<Br/>1 Pathan Ki <Br/>10 Betiya''n Thi''n, <Br/> <Br/>Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zarurat Khan =P ;)
<Br/> <Br/>"Every woman needs a husBand <Br/>Because everyday every minute..... <Br/>Something goes wrong which <Br/>she can''t Blame on <Br/>God or Government." =P =D
<Br/>JaB Light Jati Hy Tou . . <Br/> <Br/>Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator <Br/> <Br/>Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo <Br/> <Br/>Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja Bacha heen hul shakoor maum-Batti Baar.... =P ;)
<Br/> <Br/>5 frogs r sitting on a log. <Br/>4 decide 2 jump off. <Br/>How many r left? ? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Still 5 left.. <Br/> <Br/>Moral: <Br/>There''s a lot of difference B/w deciding n doing. (:
<Br/> <Br/>A Beautiful Girl is <Br/>Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note.. <Br/>U dont Know How Many Used it <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>But U still Want it. <Br/>
<Br/>Marriage is like a puBlic toilet <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Those waiting outside are desperate to get in <Br/>& <Br/>Those inside are desperate to come out.. <Br/>
<Br/>Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar <Br/>Machli Ka Shikar Krny <Br/>Jungle Mein Gaya. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla, <Br/>Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
<Br/>Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho. <Br/> <Br/>Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k HisaaB Se Khareed Le. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>TaliB General Store, <Br/>G-10, Yaadgar ChamBer, <Br/>Talpur Road BomBay, India. :-) <Br/>