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<Br/>Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 admi mrty waqt dost se: <Br/>yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha <Br/>0r 50 lakh ki chori B me ne hi krai thi <Br/> <Br/>Dost: <Br/>koi Bat ni <Br/>tmhy Zehr B me ne dia hy;)
<Br/>American Agency <Br/>Black Water K <Br/>Khilaaf Hum Nay <Br/>Aik Agency <Br/>Banany Ka Socha <Br/>Hai. U R Requested <Br/>2 Join Us <Br/>0ur Agency <Br/>Name z <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Soda Water" ;->
<Br/>Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy <Br/> <Br/>Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hato Bachoo, <Br/> <Br/>Peep.. <Br/>Peeep.. <Br/>Peeeeep.. <Br/>Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;) <Br/>
<Br/>A Great JAPANESE ProverB: <Br/> <Br/>"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Its PAKISTANI Version: <Br/> <Br/>"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
<Br/>After checkup, Dr. said to wife: <Br/> <Br/>"Ur husBand is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die. <Br/> <Br/>Each day, fix him healthy Breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur proBlems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husBand will Be OK." <Br/> <Br/>On the way home, the husBand asked: <Br/> <Br/>"What did the Dr. say? <Br/> <Br/>She said: <Br/> <Br/>"Doctor ne jawaB de dia hy...." =P =D
<Br/> <Br/>I''m so proud of <Br/>.... M Y S E L F .... <Br/> <Br/>I finished a <Br/>Jigsaw Puzzle <Br/>In 6 months <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>The Box said <Br/>2 - 4 years ... =P =D
<Br/>MoBile Bana hai har larki ki shan <Br/> <Br/>Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan <Br/> <Br/>MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan <Br/> <Br/>Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan <Br/> <Br/>12 Boyfrnd Bana kr akarti hain pehalwan <Br/> <Br/>Apni frndz ko hr raaz Bata kr karti hain heran <Br/> <Br/>Kehti hain larkon ko ullu Banana hy Buhat asan, <Br/> <Br/>Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan, <Br/> <Br/>Mat aa in k chakkar me ye saB hain shetan, <Br/> <Br/>AB kisi ki call aaye To usko Bolna G BhaBi jaan.
<Br/> <Br/>1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: <Br/> <Br/>''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? <Br/>Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha, <Br/>Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal ShaBash.
<Br/> <Br/>Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k Baad. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Tum Online Aate Ho <Br/>12 Baje k Baad. :-( <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Everyday I wait for ur msg, <Br/>But everyday u 4get. <Br/>Frm now onwrds <Br/>if anyday u 4gt, <Br/> <Br/>then <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I''ll jump from <Br/>TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS! <Br/> <Br/>Stop smiling,Im serious.
<Br/> <Br/>Ek Bahut Barrey SharaBi ki <Br/>Car k Peeche Likha Tha: <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Daaru Piyo <Br/>Tay Insaan Bano <Br/> <Br/>Roti To Kuttay Bhi <Br/>Kha Lete Hain. :-)