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sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi
<Br/> <Br/>Sardiyon ki aik khuBsurat raat thi. <Br/>HusBand & wife aik garam kamBle mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k Bad wife ne achanak kaha: <Br/>sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai. <Br/> <Br/>Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani Barh <Br/>kar Biwi ko day dia or Biwi ne ose pi lia. <Br/> <Br/>Moral: <Br/>Her husBand or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha
<Br/> <Br/>Pathan Apne Biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. <Br/> <Br/>Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
future husband a free chocolate
<Br/>Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop: <Br/>Miss, will u marry me when I grow up. <Br/> <Br/>Girl smiled & said: <Br/>Yes <Br/> <Br/>Child: <Br/>Can u give ur Future HusBand a free Chocolate! ;-> <Br/>
main kam per ja rah hoon
<Br/>Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn. <Br/> <Br/>Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr. <Br/> <Br/>Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta. <Br/> <Br/>B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da? <Br/>Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;-> <Br/>
bas 1 chutki naswar di thi ;
<Br/>Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya <Br/> <Br/>Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;-> <Br/>
oxygen is more important
<Br/>Nice Quote: <Br/> <Br/>People says that you can''t live without love... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But I think.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>oxygen is more important... ;->
yousaf raza gilani to man
<Br/>During Survey <Br/> <Br/>Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia? <Br/> <Br/>Man: <Br/>Haha <Br/>hahaHa <Br/>hahahaha <Br/>hahahahaha <Br/>hahahahahaha <Br/>hahahahahaha <Br/>hahahahahah <Br/>Hahahaha <Br/>hahaha <Br/>Haha <Br/>Ha <Br/> <Br/>Moral BY <Br/> <Br/>Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
dulha mil gaya
<Br/> <Br/>Hello Janu! <Br/> <Br/>Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi ABBu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna <Br/> <Br/>Ok? <Br/> <Br/>Ready <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Dulha Mil Gaya <Br/>Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
shah jahan ne taj mehal k
<Br/> <Br/>Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k <Br/>Her Khirki, <Br/>Her Deewar, <Br/>Her Meenar, <Br/>Her Cheez ko Dekha, <Br/> <Br/>Aur Kaha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Maa Qasam, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SaB Filmi Hai. :-)
aisa karoge tou kon ayega
<Br/>Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <Br/> <Br/>Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;-> <Br/>
badboo aap ne maari hai
<Br/>Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu" <Br/>JaB Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Excuse me <Br/>BadBoo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
made in pakistan run fast
<Br/> <Br/>Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house. <Br/>On the way, <Br/> <Br/>Toyota pased By. <Br/> <Br/>He told the driver: <Br/> <Br/>Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast. <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/> <Br/>Honda passed. <Br/> <Br/>He again: <Br/> <Br/>Honda, made in Japan runs very fast. <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/> <Br/>for Prado, <Br/> <Br/>He again gave same compliment. <Br/> <Br/>Taxi Driver got angry. <Br/> <Br/>When reached the destination, <Br/> <Br/>Taxi driver: <Br/> <Br/>Rs.4,000 Please. <Br/> <Br/>Japnese:Wht? <Br/> <Br/>So much this is. <Br/> <Br/>The angry drivr replied: <Br/> <Br/>Txi meter <Br/> <Br/>Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

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