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<Br/>BaBa Ranchoddas on dosti-
<Br/>"Dost ke piche mat Bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche BhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
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<Br/>We pronounce
<Br/>21 as twenty one
<Br/>31 as thirty one
<Br/>41 as forty one
<Br/>51 as fifty one
<Br/>Y not 11 as onety one...?
<Br/>A douBt By Back Bencher association =P ;->
<Br/>HusBand to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
<Br/>Tang Aa Gaya Hon.
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<Br/>Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.
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<Br/>Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
<Br/>Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
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<Br/>Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
<Br/>3,4,5,6.
<Br/>Kisi Ne Kha Khan SahaB Yeh Kya?
<Br/>Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
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