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<Br/> <Br/>(",) <Br/>_/))\_ <Br/>>> <Br/> <Br/>(,") <Br/>_/((\_ <Br/><< <Br/> <Br/>(",) <Br/>_/))\_ <Br/>>> <Br/> <Br/><('','')> <Br/>| | <Br/>_/ \_ <Br/> <Br/>('','')> <Br/>_/)( <Br/><"\_ <Br/> <Br/><('','') <Br/>) ("> <Br/>_/ /_ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bandy Da Puttar Ban. <Br/> <Br/>Nargis Da Na Ban. :-) <Br/>
<Br/>Nowadays, <Br/> <Br/>Child in washroom. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Mommm! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Mom: han Beta Bolo! <Br/> <Br/>Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara faceBook pe status toh set kar dain! <Br/>:D :P
<Br/>A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet <Br/>Hi, how r u? <Br/>he is emBarassed and says doin, just fine... <Br/> <Br/>So what r u up to? <Br/>well, just sitting like you.... <Br/> <Br/>Can i come over? <Br/>No, no i am kinda Busy now !! <Br/> <Br/>listen, i have to call u Back. <Br/>There is an idiot in other toilet who is <Br/>answering my questions.. ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Examiner:y r u under tension? <Br/>Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator? <Br/> <Br/>stdnt-No Sir! <Br/> <Br/>By mistake i Brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
<Br/>Pathan England Mai CluB Me Chala Gaya, <Br/>Wahan Ja K KhooB Naacha, <Br/>Dance Karny K Bad Bola, <Br/>....... <Br/>O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>1 murghi ko qatal karo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Murghi ko QATAL karo. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do <Br/> <Br/>Shan Masalay say KhushBu ki DOHNI do. <Br/>Us k Baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao. <Br/>jaB Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do. <Br/>ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon. <Br/>HAPPY BIRYani Day! <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen <Br/>1- Peela (Yelow) <Br/>2- Hara (Green) <Br/>3- kala (ßlack) <Br/>4- kathye (ßrown) <Br/> <Br/>Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein <Br/>1. Kheery k ßeech <Br/>2. Kuti Huwi Mirch <Br/>3. Rol Huwe Timatar <Br/>4. Dhanya <Br/> <Br/>kaBi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain <Br/>1, Cheel (Eagle) <Br/>2, Saanp (Snake) <Br/>3, ßhoot (Ghost) <Br/>4, Dinasour <Br/>etc... <Br/> <Br/>Types Of POTI <Br/>1. Patla Dast <Br/>2. Sakht <Br/>3. Gaarhi <Br/>4. Sookhi <Br/>5. Jelly <Br/>6. Oily <Br/> <Br/>Info Collected ßy <Br/>(Wiliam POti)
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sB kuch hy ye Baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain <Br/>jesy k <Br/>MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA <Br/> <Br/>WASIM AKRAM k liye <Br/>SUSHMITA <Br/> <Br/>Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF <Br/> <Br/>Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY <Br/> <Br/>Aman ki aasha jagao <Br/>india se Bachiyan Book karwao. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>JB meri koi call na aye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jB koi sms na aye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jB koi missed call B na aye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>To.....! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>smaj lena k. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"APP K DOST" <Br/>Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Meera says aBout Sania and ShoaiB: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>" Main Bohat khush hun that Both are <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Sports MAN:-D"
<Br/>Twice h0liday in A Week Applied BY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light. <Br/> <Br/>Bt i hAve a Mega Project. <Br/> <Br/>Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye. <Br/> <Br/>Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn. <Br/> <Br/>Now You Are Thinking. <Br/> <Br/>Kya ChaBli Mari Mainay. <Br/> <Br/>Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi? <Br/>
<Br/>BB hum sharminda hain <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Wah wah wah <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>BB hum sharminda hain <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D <Br/>