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<Br/> <Br/>Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza KaB Aata Hai? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>JaB Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>So Rahe Ho Kya??
<Br/> <Br/>Upcoming Horror Movies! <Br/> <Br/>1.Exam ka Khauf <Br/> <Br/>2.Tadapta Student <Br/> <Br/>3.Shaitani Books <Br/> <Br/>4.Sadma Result Ka <Br/> <Br/>5.Neend ki Maut <Br/> <Br/>6.Pyasi Examiner <Br/> <Br/>7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
<Br/> <Br/>AB to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ. <Br/> <Br/>Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain. <Br/> <Br/>Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
<Br/>Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki <Br/> <Br/>AB B Waqt He <Br/> <Br/>Nange Paao Bhag Jao. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes! <Br/> <Br/>Salman Butt: Waiter in PC <Br/>Imran farhat: Work in juice corner <Br/>Younus khan: Naswar frosh <Br/>ShoaiB malik: Malik paan shop <Br/>Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store <Br/>Shahid afridi: Boom Boom toy shop <Br/>ABdur razaq: Churan wala <Br/>Umer gul: PlumBer <Br/>Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor
<Br/>Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye, <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye, <Br/> <Br/>Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.
<Br/>Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata? <Br/> <Br/>Guess? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K. <Br/> <Br/>Pakistan Main MOCHI(CoBBler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-) <Br/>
<Br/>Wesy to Amir khan ki har <Br/>movie men koi lesson hota hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lakin 3 idiots men us ny <Br/>dunya ko aik new Bat Batayi.., <Br/> <Br/>"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)
<Br/> <Br/>Woman on date with husBand''s Best friend; <Br/> <Br/>*phone ring* <Br/> <Br/>Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , Bye! <Br/> <Br/>Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husBand says he is playing golf with U! :-D
<Br/> <Br/>Math tells us three of the tragic love stories. <Br/> <Br/>Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. <Br/> <Br/>Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. <Br/> <Br/>And asymptotes who can get closer and closer But will never Be together. <Br/> <Br/>Who says maths is Boring?!?:-)
JaB Tak Zinda Raha. <Br/>JaB Tak Zinda Raha. <Br/> <Br/>Msg Karta Rahonga. <Br/> <Br/>JaB Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Balke. <Br/> <Br/>Samajh Lena, <Br/>K <Br/>Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
<Br/>4 things BOys dO in exam hal: <Br/> <Br/>1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator <Br/>3.reading d Brand name Of pen <Br/>4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D <Br/>