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<Br/> <Br/>IT''S A SCARY STORY. <Br/>READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH. <Br/> <Br/>Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a Book in his hand for sale. <Br/>A man came to him & asked for Buying. <Br/>He sold the Book for Rs. 3000 & said, <Br/>"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK" <Br/>Else you face proBlem. <Br/>Man finished reading all pages with great fear But not last page. <Br/>Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day. <Br/>Then he was shocked to see, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Rs.3O/=
<Br/> <Br/>Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden.. <Br/> <Br/>Girl-Do something which makes my heart Beat faster.. <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!! <Br/>:-D
<Br/> <Br/>A SensiBle Proposal: <Br/>From Boy to Girl- <Br/>I Am Not Forcing You <Br/>to Love Me <Br/> <Br/>But, <Br/>Dont Let Love Be The <Br/>Reason For Heating Me.! <Br/>
<Br/>Be-Panaah Chahat k Baad Bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu" <Br/> <Br/>Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Teacher; <Br/>Translate into English <Br/>"Yad-e-Mazi AzaB hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera" <Br/> <Br/>Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base, <Br/>O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Hum ne tanhai may B tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
<Br/>HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE <Br/>TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn <Br/>sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , . <Br/> <Br/>LeKiN.. <Br/> <Br/>UnKe iS jAwAB nE ShArMindA kAr diA <Br/> <Br/>"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Student:Every Time I open my Book, <Br/>My Eyes Close automatically..! <Br/>:D
<Br/>Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dost <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Choti si Memory wala tera moBile hai <Br/>Kuch to Khayal kar. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Main uskay liye kitni muhaBBat se Prince Biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo haram zadi Boli ''pyar mohaBat se B oopar, <Br/>Peak Freans Sooper'' <Br/>Peak Freans sooper''
<Br/> <Br/>Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu <Br/> <Br/>Heran-o-pareshan hein k aB IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
<Br/> <Br/>Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, <Br/>Mat BURA kaho usko... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-) <Br/>('','') <Br/><)(>