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<Br/>Cutest Love Story: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other. <Br/>Suddenly Teacher Came. <Br/> <Br/>Whats Happening? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi. <Br/> <Br/>Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha, <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Usay Yaad Aaya <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
<Br/> <Br/>Jaane Kese <Br/>Jeete Hain <Br/>Log Yaadon <Br/>K Sahare "pAppu",,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SuBAh BhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>A msg for all the students <Br/>of different Colleges and Universities ! <Br/> <Br/>As we all know that isB had Been through <Br/>so many strikes and holidays, <Br/>last year. <Br/>So, to cover-up that all the students <Br/>must hav to convince <Br/>our skools admin team to <Br/>open the skool on 14th FeB (Sunday);-)
<Br/> <Br/>1Admi Santa ki Beta se Puchhta he <Br/>Beta Papa Ghar me he? <Br/> <Br/>Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue <Br/>Uncle Sidha Bolo Mummy se milna he <Br/> <Br/>Sidhi Bat No Bakwas <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Pathan India gya whan Barish ho rahi thi, <Br/>wo mander me ja kr Bagwan ko Bahir phank ker Bola, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
<Br/>Pathan India gya whan Barish ho rahi thi, <Br/>wo mander me ja kr Bagwan ko Bahir phank ker Bola, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
<Br/>Why Pakstanis are easy to identify? <Br/> <Br/>1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion <Br/> <Br/>2. Re-use of gift papers <Br/> <Br/>3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party <Br/> <Br/>4. Chldren have names rhyming <Br/> <Br/>5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving someBody''s house <Br/> <Br/>6. Keep leftover food in fridge <Br/> <Br/>7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old <Br/> <Br/>8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking <Br/> <Br/>9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty <Br/> <Br/>10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dunya ki saBse taqatwar shai hy Loha <Br/>har shay ko kat dyta hy <Br/>Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag <Br/>jo lohe ko pighla deti hy <Br/>Aag se taqatwar hy Pani <Br/>Jo aag ko Bhuja deta hy <Br/>Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa <Br/>Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy <Br/>Hawa se taqatwar hy <Br/>INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaBoo kr leta hy <Br/>Insan se Taqatwar hy <Br/>Pereshani jo Insan ko qaBo kr leti hy <Br/>preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har <Br/>preshani ko Kha jata hy <Br/>AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf Bhai" <Br/>JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
<Br/>DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMBi hO, <Br/> <Br/>Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO, <Br/> <Br/>Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE <Br/>sMs koN <Br/>kArE gA..?? =P ;->
<Br/>DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMBi hO, <Br/> <Br/>Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO, <Br/> <Br/>Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE <Br/>sMs koN <Br/>kArE gA..?? =P ;->
<Br/>Hum to apni hi shadi may Bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie Bana raha hai... ;-> <Br/>