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kajol is a terrorist
<Br/> <Br/>Kajol is a terrorist and she used <Br/>shahrukh khan in 9\11 Blasts! <Br/>Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover! <Br/>Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
mai memon hun
<Br/>Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas Bhar k juice nikal kr sB ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae <Br/>SB ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko B herat me dal dia <Br/>Pehlwan: ap B kia pehalwan ho? <Br/>Admi: mai memon hun ;->
boy school se rota hua ghar aya
<Br/>1 Boy school se <Br/>rota hua ghar aya <Br/>maa ne pucha: <Br/>Beta q ro rahe ho <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Sir ne Boht mara <Br/>he mujhe! <Br/>Mother: <Br/>Sir ne q mara <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Sir mere dost ko <Br/>dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de.. <Br/>Mother: <Br/>Kon si misaal..? <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Jo kuttey "Bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
newspaper men advertisement
<Br/> <Br/>Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain, <Br/> <Br/>Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta. <Br/>Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery <Br/> <Br/>1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje. <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya. <Br/> <Br/>Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
taniya good news for you
<Br/> <Br/>Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! <Br/> <Br/>Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you! <Br/>:D
tu lang ja saadi khair a
<Br/>Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a. <Br/>Tu lang ja saadi khair a. <Br/> <Br/>Main ghr gya to lga tha taala. <Br/>"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala" <Br/> <Br/>Band kro ye star plus k show <Br/>"Haaran do rastaa lo" <Br/> <Br/>Wo waj gya ik car sy <Br/>"daikh mgr pyaar say" <Br/> <Br/>Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia <Br/>"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;-> <Br/>
tell me your name in english
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven" <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Iska Kya MatlaB Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
bv shadi se pehle
<Br/>Bv: <Br/>Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per Bare sher kehte the! <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: <Br/>AB waqt Badal gaya hy <Br/> <Br/>Bv: <Br/>Phir B ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo! <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: <Br/>lo sunO <Br/> <Br/>Jane jigar janeman <Br/> <Br/>90 kilo tera wazan <Br/> <Br/>Tu jo gir jaye mujh par <Br/> <Br/>Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
<Br/> <Br/>Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Aur Wahan Dekha SaB Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha. <Br/> <Br/>AAL IZ WELL. <Br/> <Br/>AAL IZ WELL. :-)
hum aise dost hain aap
<Br/>Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K <Br/> <Br/>Jisko Dekho to KhuwaB <Br/> <Br/>Socho to Khayal <Br/> <Br/>Mehsoos Karo to KhushBu <Br/> <Br/>Aazmao to Sacha Dost <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
translate this punjabi sentence into english
<Br/>Teacher: Translate This PunjaBi Sentence Into English <Br/> <Br/>Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: <Br/>A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
difference between friend wife
<Br/> <Br/>Difference Between Friend & Wife <Br/> <Br/>You can Tell Your Friend <Br/>"You are my Best Friend" <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Do you have courage tell to your Wife <Br/>"You are my Best Wife?" <Br/>

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